Okay, So the Rude Pundit's Still on Vacation:
The Rude Pundit is in transit, caught in highways and byways and snow-ways and airways. So nothing today. On Wednesday, regularity will return like in Donald Rumsfeld's colon after eating a bowl of bran flakes sprinkled with the shattered bones of Iraqi children. Until then, remember: Joe Lieberman has a circumcised dick. He wants you to know that. Every time he mentions his Judaism, it's Lieberman's sly, sly way of winking at you and saying, "Remember: my cock is circumcised." When he stands in front of a crowd, he is calling attention to his penis. He wants you to know that his foreskin is gone, that a group of people watched as it was cut off, and that, indeed, his dick is circumcised.