One Tale of How the Trump Administration Hates Americans

We can laugh as Donald Trump bumblefucks us all into oblivion, sleeping at Pope Francis's funeral, saying dumb shit all the time, not understanding what his own administration is doing, just looking like a shabby used car salesman at a lot near the airport in some godforsaken small Midwestern city. God, what an embarrassing buffoon. Meanwhile, Trump's savage minions, with his dullard approval, are regularly doing actual, real world harm, and not just in the huge, Constitution-breaking ways like denial of habeas rights in court or arresting judges. Sometimes, you have to dig a little deeper to see how fucking terrible life is going to be for the next few years, at least, in the devolving United States. 

For instance, in Lowndes County, Alabama, for decades, the mostly Black residents have been dealing with a wastewater issue, as in there is shit in their water and sewage that is emptied into lawns because of lack of "access to municipal sewage or a working septic tank." Yes, in the United States, we have billionaires riding giant dick rockets into the sky so they can play astronaut like deranged children, but we can't build the infrastructure needed so that thousands of people don't have puddles of human shit on their lawns. Residents in Lowndes County have tested positive for hookworm and other shit-related things. Fucking awful. As one commentator pointed out, "There is no greater concentration of hookworm-positive cases anywhere else in the developed world than Lowndes County."

Alabama wasn't doing, well, shit about the shit, so the Departments of Justice and Health and Human Services under President Joe Biden investigated Alabama starting in 2021. The investigation was into whether Alabama, or the Alabama Department of Public Health, was violating the civil rights of the people of Lowndes County and forcing them to live in shit water because they're Black. And guess what they found? After 18 months, "the investigation revealed that ADPH’s enforcement of sanitation laws threatened residents of Lowndes County with criminal penalties and even potential property loss for sanitation conditions they did not have the capacity to alleviate. The investigation also revealed that ADPH engaged in a consistent pattern of inaction and/or neglect concerning the health risks associated with raw sewage. The investigation revealed that despite ADPH’s awareness of the issues and the disproportionate burden and impact placed on Black residents in Lowndes County, it failed to take meaningful actions to remedy these conditions." They found that 80% of residents lacked access to adequate sewage services. Reports in the media prior to 2021 showed children playing near pools of human shit. 

So Alabama and Lowndes County entered into an agreement with the DOJ and HHS in 2023 to finally fucking help the people there. To reiterate: The state of Alabama agreed to the terms of the agreement to take care of the shit water problem. It was an environmental justice victory.

And, of course, the whole thing was canceled by Donald Trump and his racist cockscabs. If you're wondering if they did it in the cuntiest way possible, well, you know the answer to that question. Here's what an Assistant Attorney General in the ironically named "Office of Civil Rights" at the Trump DOJ said: "The DOJ will no longer push ‘environmental justice’ as viewed through a distorting, DEI lens...President Trump made it clear: Americans deserve a government committed to serving every individual with dignity and respect, and to expending taxpayer resources in accordance with the national interest, not arbitrary criteria." 

You'd think that making it so Americans don't live in actual human shit would be a general "justice" thing. But Black people don't have that right, even if they are the ones living in the worst circumstance and most in need of immediate action.

The state health officer in Alabama said they still want to go through with all the changes to the sewage systems and new septic tanks, but the projects depend on funding from the American Rescue Plan. He doesn't know if the funding of the program will continue. Why should he? The brute awfulness of Trump's war on Americans pretty much demands that he rescind any funds previously budgeted to help people who aren't rich dickheads. 

See, this is the problem with people saying things like "Well, fuck Alabama for voting for Trump." We only do that (and, yeah, I've been guilty of it when I've felt pissy) because of the bullshit anomaly of the electoral college, which forces us to think of the national electorate by state instead of as a nation. Over 68% of the voters in Lowndes County went to Harris. They very much did not vote for this. 

The whole situation is just the violent absurdity of claiming anything that is related to non-white people is done merely because of diversity, equity, and inclusion ideas. How the fuck is making it so that Americans don't have shit in the water wrong on any level or for any reason? If you have a problem with that, then you are the problem. As Rep. Terri Sewell, the congresswoman from the district, said, "This agreement had nothing to do with DEI. It was about addressing a public health crisis that has forced generations of children and families to endure the health hazards of living in proximity to raw sewage, as the DOJ itself documented. By terminating it, the Trump Administration has put its blatant disregard for the health of my constituents on full display.”

Sure, sure, you can pull out a megaphone and scream, "DEI!" and then smile as if you've accomplished  something. But all you've done is reveal that you hate Americans, especially non-white Americans, and you don't give a fuck who knows or how it hurts them. Until this administration is gone, the shit will keep flowing through our systems.

How the Fuck Do Some Democrats Not Get That Due Process Is the Fight?

You keep hearing this shit from some Democrats, often unnamed: the denial of due process for and the United States government's kidnapping of Kilmar Abrego Garcia is some kind of crafty "distraction" that Donald Trump and Republicans have conjured up. Just this morning, on CNN's State of Dana Bash's Concerned Face, Democratic Sen. Amy Klobuchar, after stating that what happened to Abrego Garcia is fucked up, said, "They're doing it because they want to distract people from the fact that our economy is in a tailspin thanks to them, their tariffs, the fact that you have got businesses that are looking at closing down or not investing, that costs are up, chaos is up, corruption is up, and the market is down."

And she added, "So, for the most cynical reasons, this is the case they have picked to not obey the law. Maybe one -- they will. All of a sudden, they will just send him back. Or maybe they will be held in contempt. I think it's really important for people to realize they're following the law in other cases. They have just decided not to follow the law with this guy."

Except she's completely fucking wrong. They're not "following the law" in other cases, and it's very much not just "this guy." Every single man who was sent to El Salvador was denied due process for removal from the country. In fact, it was so much not only "this guy" that the Supreme Court stepped in to say, "Whoa, whoa, motherfuckers. You can't send another planeload of people to another country without giving them their day in court." So I honestly don't know what the fuck Klobuchar is talking about. 

That aside, I can't begin to comprehend where the fuck this hesitation to jump into the fight on Abrego Garcia and the rule of law is coming from. Perhaps they fear that some magical thing will show up that proves Abrego Garcia is a human-trafficking leader of a terrorist gang and not an apprentice sheet metal worker raising three American kids with his American wife. But he would still have the right to due process, so what the fuck?

There's a strain of Democrats so devoted to making the battle over tariffs the main thrust of an attack on Trump and the Republican Party that they actually seem to believe that the White House cannily created this situation with the alleged "criminals" and "terrorists" they rounded up and shipped off to a hell hole in order to intentionally distract from the tariff madness. They can't see that what really happened is that Trump bumblefucked into a situation where his deluded cabal of moronic goons and dim, drooling racists stepped on their dicks repeatedly, shit the legal bed, and now are trying to hide that they bruised their dicks themselves.

So, no, Gov. Gavin Newsom, it's not "the distraction of the day. The art of distraction," as he said. It's not "a mistake to focus Democratic opposition on border and immigration," as one of those anonymous "operatives" told NBC News. In fact, it's not even about the border and immigration, and that's why it's a winning fucking subject.

Let me make this as clear as possible: People don't fucking understand the tariff situation. They just don't. Until prices start climbing and as soon as there are shortages of shit in the stores, most people won't get it. And, frankly, it's pretty goddamn complicated to explain. Yes, polls show that voters are concerned and believe it will hurt the economy, but until it does in a more obvious way than it has so far, they won't get it. And then, absolutely, go ape shit, Democrats. 

But you know what most Americans do understand on a gut level? Denying someone their constitutionally-guaranteed due process rights. We're talking a country where half the shit that everyone watches is some variation on Law and Order or true crime, all of which are about putting someone through the criminal justice system and getting a conviction or proving their innocence. Hell, when it comes to due process for legal immigrants, including those here on visas, the vast majority of Americans, including Republicans, are for them receiving a fair trial. A majority also supports due process for undocumented migrants, so, yeah, people do get this.

It's basic shit for Americans. We were all raised on pop culture of one sort or another that showed evil dictators or kings or queens condemning people without trial (Game of Thrones, anyone?). If this nation of historical idiots knows anything about this country, it's the Declaration of Independence, with its list of offenses against the people of this land committed by the British king, many of which Trump is literally committing or promising to commit again. You can see the discomfort in the face of Republican members of Congress, even some of Trump's most loyal ball-lickers, when they're asked about the disregard for due process and especially no due process followed by imprisonment in another country. Most everyone knows that's fucked up, but Trump is arguing in court and in the media that he should be allowed to disappear whoever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants. 

Man, if a meatloaf like Joe Rogan understands how fucked up it is, then everyone gets it.

Trump and the ghoulish, sadistic Stephen Miller contingent want to pretend that this is about immigration and crime. But it very much isn't. It's about consolidating power in the president so that he can be a king or a tyrant or a supervillain or some such bullshit. It's about getting away with it with non-citizens so that he can unleash it on citizens, and that's so fucking easy to comprehend that it's a rhetorical gimme for Democrats.

Sure, keep up the attack on tariffs. But if Democrats take a stand on the principle that everyone, even Donald fucking Trump, even an immigrant with real (not photoshopped) MS-13 tattoos that also say, "I want to rape and murder you," even you and me, deserves due process, deserves to be able to defend themselves in court, deserves the things that have been the very foundation of not just this country, but of modern civilization, then people will get it. And, not for nothing, but they also get it if Trump defies the Supreme Court or, really, any court, and they don't fucking like it.

The party needs to unite around leaders like Sen. Chris Van Hollen, who went to El Salvador, met with Abrego Garcia, and came back to tell every fucking network today, including Fox, that we are supposed to guarantee constitutional rights, not strip them away at the whim of a mad king. And, for good measure, Van Hollen dick-punched Gavin Newsom by saying, "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind… Anybody who can’t stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn’t deserve to lead." Fuck yeah. 

The Release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia Is the Issue We All Need to Rally Behind

After he was granted permission in 2019 to stay in the United States by an immigration judge due to the fact that he faced a genuine threat of being killed in his native El Salvador, Kilmar Abrego Garcia got work as a sheet metal apprentice in Maryland and joined the Local 100 of SMART, the International Association of Sheet Metal, Air, Rail and Transportation Workers, a union with nearly a quarter-million members. Abrego Garcia was making a life for himself in this country, supporting his wife and three kids, including a 5 year-old with autism who is unable to speak. But on March 12, despite never having been charged with a crime, Abrego Garcia was picked up by ICE and shipped off to the Terrorism Confinement Center, or CECOT, the notoriously deadly prison in El Salvador, which is likely filled with members of Barrio 18, the gang that harassed and threatened him and his family. The federal government claims that Abrego Garcia is a member of MS-13, although that's based on one shitty informant and no evidence, and they also admit that he shouldn't have been kidnapped off the streets of Baltimore and trafficked to CECOT. It was "an administrative error," said lawyers for our skeevy government.

You might know most of this. You might also know that the US Supreme Court, in a 9-0 decision, said that the Trump administration had to, at the very least, facilitate the return of Abrego Garcia  with a timeline to be decided by a district court. Judge Paula Xinis quickly demanded that the White House provide daily updates on its efforts bring back Abrego Garcia, and, in its inimitably dickish way, the State Department said, "Yeah, sorry, he's in El Salvador now. We can't do shit." Again, you might know all of this because it's frankly one of the most frightening, extreme, and enraging things ever done by any president ever. I'll get to the implications of what the Trump administration said in a sec, but, at the most basic level, this was a blatantly illegal act, denying due process, which is what would have prevented the mistake. 

But even more instructive has been the reaction from Abrego Garcia's union, SMART: they are fucking pissed off about Abrego Garcia. The union held a rally on April 4 in support of Abrego Garcia and his family. SMART General President Michael Coleman, in a statement, tied Abrego Garcia directly to the rights of workers and to what is supposed to be the promise of this country: "In his pursuit of the life promised by the American dream, Brother Kilmar was literally helping to build this great country. What did he get in return? Arrest and deportation to a nation whose prisons face outcry from human rights organizations. SMART condemns his treatment in the strongest possible terms, and we demand his rightful return." Coleman has called on government to give Abrego Garcia his due process rights, and the union has a GoFundMe for Abrego Garcia and his family. The statement on the fundraiser says, "The United States Government has no legal authority to snatch a person who is lawfully present in the United States off the street and remove him from the country without due process. The Government’s contention otherwise, and its argument that the federal courts are powerless to intervene, are unconscionable."

At a gathering of the leadership and delegates of the North America Building Trades Unions, which SMART is a part of, the president of that organization of 3 million members, Sean McGarvey, loudly and angrily said that the union "means all of us. All of us. Including our brother, SMART Apprentice Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who we demand be returned to us and his family now!" He slapped his hand on the lectern for emphasis, yelling, "Bring him home!" as the gathered audience of mostly older and middle-aged white men stood up and applauded and cheered. 

You got that? One of the biggest union groups in the country has made opposition to Abrego Garcia's kidnapping (and that's what it needs to be called because that's sure as shit what it was) a rallying point, and it's invited its millions of members to join in. Because that's what you do fucking well do: you stand up to the assholes who are abusing your fellow human beings. 

There's a lot to say about the clusterfuck of evil, incompetence, insanity, and brutality involved in the crimes the American government has committed against Abrego Garcia, up to and including the ignoring of the clear orders of the Supreme Court and the district court by the Trump administration. There's a lot to say about how grimly ludicrous it is that no one will just say, "Oh, shit. Our bad" and bring him back, which would lend some minor bit of credibility to the entire cruel exercise of totalitarian power. There's a lot to say about the entire savage exercise of essentially sentencing migrants to prison with no due process and sending them to a place where they will have no rights and then saying, "Ah, well. They now are only El Salvador's problem" (and that goes for all the ones who are allegedly Venezuelan gang members -prove it, motherfuckers). There's so much more to say in general; I'll just add that there's also one hell of a story to be written about how some of our prisons in the United States are as bad as CECOT.

But if you were in an opposition party or a group of resisters to the fascist fuckery eating this nation alive, I'd be centering Abrego Garcia's imprisonment as a single thing worth uniting to rally over. It's one of those stories that is easy to comprehend, easy to be on the right side of, and easy to come up with what you want to happen: ICE kidnapped a father of American kids and husband of an American wife who was here in the country legally, lied about who he was, and sent him to prison without charge or trial to the country where violent assholes want him dead. Then they admitted they made a mistake and refuse to correct it. And all we want is for him to come home. There. It's fucking easy. You can get a few hundred thousand union workers pissed off about it, too. To their credit, Democratic lawmakers are speaking out, but we need more, much, much more.

Every cause looks for the incident that lights the fuse on the metaphorical explosives that will make the movement erupt into an unstoppable force. This is the kind of shit that is so egregious, so blatantly awful, so clearly unlawful, and so obviously arrogant that it'll piss off people even beyond the usual cadre of marchers and clever sign creators. Again, the president of a major coalition of unions is ready to go to the wall about it. SMART keeps posting about Abrego Garcia. The fuse is there. Light that fucker.

Hell, use the refusal by Donald Trump to pick up the fucking phone and telling the government of El Salvador, who we're paying to keep our hostages, to send him home as a sign of Trump's weakness. Mr. Art of the Deal can't get a deal on this? Or is Trump just the bitch boy of dictators? Or maybe Garcia was treated so awfully not just in CECOT but while in the custody of the United States that they can't allow him to be able to tell just how much we're abusing innocent people in our fast slide into authoritarianism.

Maybe rallying for the release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia won't light that fuse. Maybe it won't accomplish anything beyond getting him back to this family. But, goddamn, that's a pretty big victory. And it points to how we can fight back against these vicious motherfuckers intent on ripping up everything this country ever pretended to stand for. 

Democrats Have Stories to Tell (and Cory Booker Helped to Show How To Tell Them)

Mostly, what you've heard about Cory Booker's marathon floor speech in the Senate that started Monday evening and didn't end until over 25 hours later is that it was the longest speech in the history of the chamber and that he called out President Donald Trump and Republicans for their bullshit. But one of the key things that Booker did was make a case for the necessity of Democrats and Democratic policies by telling the stories of some of the people who have written to him about what they're going through. These include people who say that Medicaid saved their lives like a veteran who needs mental health treatment or the mother of an adult son with Down syndrome who gets all kinds of help from government programs that are on the chopping block. He read a letter from the head of an association of rural hospitals about how those will be decimated and have to shut down if Medicaid cuts go through. He read a letter from a researcher about the effects of gutting the NIH. So many stories. 

Booker was saying that Democrats have stories to tell. Republicans get out there and ghoulishly parade victims of violence committed by undocumented migrants and act like that's the only thing that the government should give a damn about. The most effective Democratic ad of the 2024 election cycle involved women who were hurt by the savage abortion laws. Tell the fucking stories. 

But there are so many other stories that Democrats need to tell, big stories about who we are as a country, a good many of them political, and they shouldn't shy away from getting that narrative out there.

Take, for instance, Trump and his fucknut cabal insisting that shit is being done because of some mandate by the American people due to his election. That's only part of the story, though. They elected Trump to be in charge of one area of the government. And while, yes, the House and Senate have majorities of deranged Republicans who climb over each other to demonstrate how they can lick Trump's taint better than other Republicans, it's not just Republicans who were elected. Democrats have a story to tell about how they were elected, too, and how those Democratic representatives and senators have a mandate to defend their constituents. They have a story to tell about the role of Congress and how Republicans are abdicating that role. And this is not to mention that 23 states, which have the majority of the population, are led by Democrats. They have mandates. The point is that it's fucking absurd for Trump's lackeys to constantly say that everyone, every elected official, every member of the media, every judge, hell, every American needs to knuckle under Trump's tiny thumb because he won an election. Yeah, that gives you a third of the levers of power, bitch. 

There are so many stories that Democrats can tell. They can talk to the country about how the United States is simply not in any emergencies that would require Trump to use emergency powers. They can tell the story of how the flow of migrants into the country has never reached a crisis stage that requires deporting people on visas for protesting. They tell the story about how the economy was, in fact, doing amazingly well and that the new tariffs (or just call them "sales taxes") are not a response to any-fucking-thing at all. They can tell stories of how diversity strengthens the country and that inclusion means special needs and disabled people being treated with the respect they deserve.  Yes, the left and center need their own media ecosystem to contrast with the firehose of flaming shit from the right's media meat grinder. But stop letting Republicans be the only people whose stories matter. Don't respond to their stories. Tell your own. Give people new stories. And tell the stories of migrants, the supposed "good ones" that Trump wasn't going to go after, and of small businesses and of families who have special needs kids, all of whom are being tossed in the Trump/Musk shitpile. 

And, fucking hell, give people hope by telling them the story about how we can return to normal, how it's not supposed to be like this. The way to do that is to tell the story about how Republicans fucked this country in two short months and that every day they are left in office is going to make it take longer and longer just to get back to where we were on January 19. Jesus, that was what the protests this Saturday were about: just let us fucking live our fucking lives like we were, not in whatever fucked up, cynical, nihilistic, destructive way is being forced on us for no fucking reason. 

I'm not saying Democrats haven't done any of this kind of storytelling. Kamala Harris did a lot of this kind of thing when campaigning, especially the idea of ending chaos. That was a start. Some, like AOC, are doing it now, and we need more. I keep saying to Democrats: stop playing on the Republicans' home field. Stop being the visiting team in your own country. 

Getting back to Cory Booker, I saw him at the Hands Off protest I went to in New Jersey. Unlike his reasonable and emotional marathon speech, this was Booker fired up, raging with a growl in his voice about how fucked things are. He was bringing us into the story he was telling. He said, "When they come after immigrants, when they come after our gay kids, when they come after our healthcare for those who are struggling, we all have to stand up and say, 'They’re coming after me. They’re coming after us.'"

Tell the fucking stories. Tell the stories that inspire. Tell the stories that enrage. Tell the stories that get us into the streets more and more. We have the American story, in all its fucked up horrors and glorious triumphs. Own it all and tell it all or there's not going to be any story left but the comforting lies and sinister hatred that we are bombarded with now.

(Note: Yes, you are very smart to point out that Booker votes to fund Israel's war on Palestine. Yes, that sucks. We still need him. You still need him. Suck it up and stop fucking acting like Democrats are the same as Republicans, you dumb fucks.)