Why Ann Coulter Is a Cunt (Faggot Edition), Part 1:
The Rude Pundit was going to have a few comments about Ann Coulter today, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you say, "Ann Coulter ought to be dragged into an alley by her grey roots and sodomized repeatedly by lesbians wielding spiked baseball bats, empty bottles of L'Oreal Blonde #34, and a giant red octopus with Edwards for President buttons on its tentacles before being tossed into Sadr City nude while on a potent mixture of Spanish fly and roofies."

Hey, only joking. Even an octopus knows better than to fuck Ann Coulter.

More later as Perry White needs a story. Instead, enjoy Bono raising the roof at the NAACP Image Awards.

(Rude tip of the hat to Chris for octopus assistance.)