The Rude Pundit awoke from a whiskey stupor a couple of minutes ago, wondering if the pants on the floor were his own, and he turned on the CNN and, lo, and behold, there's slick as shit-sounding Bill Nelson talking about people in Florida who went out and voted in the primary, and there he is on the MSNBC. Fox "news"? Not so much.

Are you goddamn kidding that two of the news networks are gonna spend a good chunk of the day on a hearing of the fuckin' Rules Committee of the DNC? Christ, give us a smoke-filled back room, please.

Oh, wait, those aren't the Rude Pundit's pants. Back to the weekend...