Quotes That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Huff Blonde Hair Dye (Part of the "Why Ann Coulter Is a Cunt" Series):
In her "tribute" to Sarah Palin (if by "tribute," you mean, "a narcissistic recapitulation of every notion that has popped into one's head between giving head to Sean Hannity and snorting Ecuadoran blow over the entire year") for the Alaska Governor's receipt of "Conservative of the Year" from the inhuman Human Events "magazine," Ann Coulter gives us this ringing endorsement:

"Who cares if Palin was qualified to be President? She was running with John McCain! There was no chance that ticket was going to place her anywhere near the presidency. In fact, I can’t think of a better place to put someone you wanted to keep away from the White House than on a ticket with McCain."

Apparently, one's worthiness for being "Conservative of the Year," if we go by Coulter's words, is based on how much one pisses off liberals (to which Coulter gleefully masturbates all over the page), one's ability to breed (Coulter repeatedly and stalkingly brings up Palin's kids), and one's looks. Not only are there two references to how "beautiful" Palin is, but Coulter offers that "there was not one Democrat woman who could win a head-to-head contest with Palin. Especially not if we got to see their faces. Democrats may have a fleet of women politicians, but they don’t have a deep bench of attractive ones. You don’t even think of most Democratic women as women: Rosa Delauro, Nita Lowey, Patty Murray, Janet Napolitano -- and the list goes on. Oh, sure, there are the odd female Democrat sex kittens -- your Janet Renos, your Donna Shalalas -- but they're the exception to the rule." Those conservatives sure know how to value their women.

At the end of the day, though, what else do they have this year? "Conservative of the Year," according to Human Events, is not about ideology advancement or accomplishment. No, it's for a "beauteous" face who people wanted to come out and look at. A hot piece of right wing ass. It is, indeed, lipstick on a pit bull.