In Brief: Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Down a Fifth of Gin While on a Propofol Drip

One of those is the living embodiment of savage evil in the form of a pasty, heartless block of inorganic material and the other is a bust of former Vice President Dick Cheney.

Yes, yes, yes, for time eternal, the U.S. Capitol will have Cheney smirking that dickish grin, as if saying, "Holy fuckballs, can you believe all the shit I got away with? Who's got no arms and no convictions on war crimes? This guy!"

The only way that sculpture works is if it's not a smirk. It's a grimace as the bottom half of him is sodomized by giant demons with scabby cocks the size of Scud missiles.  Instead, this being the United States, at least since the Civil War, we honor our villains with celebrations and public memorials.