The Rude Pundit's 8th Anniversary Money-Taking Spectacular:
Yes, yes, yes, next week marks 8 years of rude bloggery. That means the Rude Pundit is roughly 725 in human years. And that means that it's time for one of his every once in a while fundraisers so he can buy a fancy new computer. Or a few more bottles of bourbon. "Whoa, there, motherfucker," you may say. "It's a pseudo-recession. How the hell do you have the gall to ask for cash from us?"

That's an excellent question. And he'll answer in a couple of ways:
1. Only donate money to the PayPal account if you can afford it. Seriously. If it's a choice between your medication or tossing some coin this blog's way, get your medication. And share that.

2. If you think paying money for something that's free is just goddamn stupid, buy The Rude Pundit's Almanack. It's filled with stuff you can't find on the blog. And 95% is still relevant. That's a sweet percentage for a political book. You can get it from OR Books or Amazon. No, the Rude Pundit won't directly get your cash, but, hey, it's all for the cause of making conservatives sad. And don't you wanna do that?

Also, it being an anniversary, the Rude Pundit will entertain questions from readers. Ask whatever you want. He'll answer whatever he wants. What do you wanna know? Blog stuff? More political shit? Personal shit? Pop culture shit? Fashion tips? Send it to rudepundit_at_yahoo.com.

And you can contribute at PayPal or by clicking that button over there on the side.

Over 25,000,000 pageloads. Over 1.5 million words, almost all of them by a single person. Sweet Jesus. He needs the whiskey now.