Family Research Council's Statement on the RNC: It's Really About Gays and Greed:
The mainstream media has been all abuzz with the pronouncement by Tony Perkins of the Christian conservative organization Family Research Council (motto: "About that whole 'judge not lest ye be judged' thing..."), "Don't give money to the RNC." Every article and news report associates the action with the Republican National Committee's expense report showing the expenditure of $2000 worth of drinks and bondage at the douchiest nightclub in L.A. However, only a few mention that what the FRC's action is really about: hating the gays and pumping up its own coffers.

See, the FRC exists at this point for two reasons: forcing women to have unwanted babies and stopping any and all advances in gay rights. So, since abortion isn't part of the RNC's expenditures yet (you never know with Michael Steele), they've got the homosexual agenda involved. Not only was Voyeur offering lesbian bondage acts, but the RNC recently hired lawyer Ted Olson on a campaign finance reform case: "Yes, this is the same Ted Olson that is trying to overturn the results of the marriage amendment in California. The outcome of Olson's challenge to Prop 8 goes far beyond nullifying the votes of nearly 7 million voters in California; his efforts could lead to the overturning of amendments and laws in all 45 states that currently define marriage as the union of one man and one woman." He's also the same Ted Olson who represented Bush in Bush v. Gore, but, oh, fuck that, he supports gay marriage.

Tony Perkins and his FRC apostles touch themselves vigorously in revulsion at the idea that men who like to suck cock or women who like to lick clit might want to get married to like-minded members of the same sex or serve in the military. In fact, this week's FRC Prayer Targets for the Super-Duper Prayer Team are mostly about getting God to put the smackdown on the evil gays gaying up the joint with their gayness and all the traitorous non-gays letting the gays get things gayer. (The Rude Pundit joined the Super-Duper Prayer Team a few years ago under a nom de rude, and every week he gets sent new prayerection orders of shit what we want God to smite.)

Yeah, this week, the SDPT is told to pray against Obama recess appointee Chai Feldblum, "a radical lesbian and Georgetown University law professor who openly advocates homosexual 'marriage'" as an EEOC Commissioner because she was "an architect of the Employment Non-Discrimination Act." Then, in a real, hilarious quote, the FRC says, "Feldblum's appointment signals the President's likely plan to force the LGBT agenda upon American business, perhaps even before completing his effort to repeal the military's ban on homosexual behavior. Can you visualize a cross-dresser managing a Christian bookstore or an open lesbian heading up a church daycare?" That doesn't even leave room for a joke. But "only God can stop a massive transformation of American business and its subsequent impact upon society. May He intervene!" On your knees, motherfucker, and git yer big ass Jesus down here to stomp some queers.

But, c'mon, the real reason for the FRC calling on an end to contributions to the RNC is simple, and Perkins ain't subtle about it. You could donate to a candidate or "Better yet, become a member of FRC Action and learn about the benefits it offers, including participating in the FRC Action PAC which can support candidates who will advance faith, family and freedom!"

And don't worry. The FRC will only spend your money on wholesome things like promoting job discrimination and denying equal rights. Far better than lesbians in leather.

Actually, RNC donors, if you give your money to the Rude Pundit, he'll make sure it goes to leather lesbians.