Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Snort Ketamine Off a Dead Walrus's Tusk:

That's the governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, with her arm on a big-ass bear carcass (yeah, yeah, "skin") behind her. She's appearing on TLC's American Chopper to talk motorcycles and, well, fuck, what else, snowmobiles. "We love those motor sports," she tells the chopper dudes. And despite the chopper guys' shop being close to both Woodstock and New York City, she proclaims them to have "that patriotism in you that people just so respect." Guess it's a little pocket of real America amid the hippies and leftists.

Mostly, though, the Rude Pundit wants to leave you with the image of Todd being balls deep in a down-on-all-fours Sarah on top of that hairy bear corpse while Trig sits in his baby swing with "Born to Be Wild" playing in the background. Happy Thursdays.