Photos That Allow the Rude Pundit to Go Into the Weekend With a Totally Appropriate Smirk on His Face:

That's former president George W. Bush tossing an autographed ball to a fan below the announcer's booth at Monday's Texas Rangers game. The point here is not "tee-hee, look at what Bush is doing now" because, you know, he did this kind of shit all the time when he was actually president.

The point here is that nearly everyone in their seats is looking forward, at the game, and not backward, at the man.