In Brief: Why Ann Coulter Is a Cunt, Part 3054 (Repeat Endlessly):
Because Coulter, in her latest "column" (if by "column," you mean, "Russian roulette played with an empty gun in front of a packed audience of baboons"), updates an old bag of her screeching about how much she really, really thinks we all should hate Kwanzaa because of the criminal activities of the man who started it and its relationship to the black revolutionaries of the 1960s. Leaving aside the obvious "argument" that, you know, Christianity itself wouldn't exist without the mad tales of its outlaw founder (who, the story goes, was sentenced to death, so awful were his crimes), all Coulter's done is staple on a new beginning and a line or two for her update. It's at least the third time it's run.

So, really, Coulter's "Kwanzaa: Holiday from the FBI" is like "Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus" for those more deranged and needy than pre-pubescent children.

(Travel day - possibly more rudeness later.)