Reason Rush Limbaugh Should Be Force-fed His Own Liposuctioned Fat:
"I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. There is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve. The defense carried this team." -- "Sports Commentator" Limbaugh, doing his "job" of "starting arguments" on ESPN, this time over African-American Philadelphia Eagle QB Donovan McNabb.
The whole disgraceful story here.

Reason the Wall Street Journal Wouldn't Know a "Real Scandal" If It Bit Their Editors on the Ass and Screamed, "I'm a Real Scandal":
In their "editorial" on the growing concern over the leak of the name of CIA operative Valerie Plame, the WSJ refers to the potentially treasonous act as a "pseudo-story," a "mini-tempest," and a "flimsy" case. The "real scandal." according to the WSJ sages, is how Joseph Wilson, a Bush I appointee, could have been given the job of searching for the truth about Niger uranium. The obvious implication here is that only administration lackeys who would manipulate and lie about information to bolster the case for war should be given the opportunity to verify intelligence. But the WSJ, best remembered for its obsession with Bill Clinton's dick and all the fucking he did or didn't do instead of, you know, investigating, let's say, Wall Street, is covering its own warmongering, lie-enabling bullshit path.
See this editorial for the stomach-churning illogic.