Shhhh...Don't Wake the Canuck:
The Rude Pundit will be posting late today because he's pretty sure he's gonna have to order room service (or at least some Gatorade) for the young Margaret Trudeau lookalike sleeping in his hotel bed here in Calgary. Apparently, Canadians have this fuck position called the Caribou, something involving two horns and a ridiculously wet nose. Suffice to say, you have to experience it to fully understand it. Ay?