5/12/2006

A Brief Message To the NSA, Re: The Rude Pundit's Phone Records:
The Rude Pundit would like to tell the National Security Agency that all those calls he made to "Burqa Babes" and "Muslim She-Males With Big Tits and Big Dicks" were not for research or to support terrorism. They were for masturbation.

If you should contact them, tell Maisa the Rude Pundit sends her/him lots of love and lotion.