4/15/2008

Wherein the Rude Pundit Makes Conservative Spooge Bucket Kevin McCullough All Sweaty and Nervous:
In previous posts, the Rude Pundit has posited that conservative "columnist" and profoundly, obviously closeted homosexual Kevin McCullough has a hunger-that-shall-not-be-named for the penis of presidential candidate Barack Obama. Like on March 3, for example.

Or today, for instance.

McCullough, who really does call his movement by the incredibly homoerotic name of "Musclehead Revolution," has responded on his blog over at the right-wing biotrash container known as Townhall.com.

Calling the Rude Pundit a "really angry gay lib" and his readers "rabidly out of control sex freaks who shatter all limits of decency," McCullough wonders why, o, why is the left so threatened by "traditional ideas."

Then the man who wonders if "Barack Obama just wants power and will destroy the institution of marriage to get it" asks of the Rude Pundit's post, "Isn't this all just a tad bit over-the-top?" Ya gotta love a man who answers his own questions.

(By the way, if you happen to take the time to comment over at McCullough's place, be as nice and polite as possible. It'd drive him nutso.)