A Blast From the Past:
From the Bloom Picayune in 1988:
"Dan Rather Quits CBS
"Yesterday, a beleagured Dan Rather
announced his resignation, explaining
that he will now dedicate his life to
poetry. Sample:
The deserts, so flat
The earth, spheroidal,
I just hope that
Koppel gets hemorrhoidal

Adios, Dan Rather.

Back in a bit with more Bolton bile.