The Rude Pundit's Blatantly Racist Names to Call Dinesh D'Souza

The Rude Pundit's Blatantly Racist Names to Call Dinesh D'Souza:
Obama-hating pusbag Dinesh D'Souza, he of the shitty documentary film, 2016: Obama's America, and a fuckload of shitty books spouting his shitty right-wing politics, including supporting colonialism, which, as an Indian-American (born in Mumbai), seems just fucking insane, tweeted this today: "I am thankful this week when I remember that America is big enough and great enough to survive Grown-Up Trayvon in the White House!" Out of the blue. Apropos of nothing other than D'Souza's lousy sense of humor. Needless to say, some people were upset that D'Souza essentially said that Obama was nothing more than a hoodie-wearing thug who ought to be shot for looking black and suspicious.

Of course, D'Souza took to Twitter to defend himself: "Feigned outrage on the left over me calling Obama 'grown up Trayvon' except that Obama likened himself to Trayvon!" Yeah, yeah, President Obama did say that "Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago." That takes nothing away from the assholish racism of D'Souza's tweet or that teenage Trayvon needed help surviving, not the rest of the world. (By the way, could someone tell D'Souza that exclamation points are the douchiest form of punctuation?)

Of course, D'Souza completely pussed out and deleted the tweets. Ahh, but the internet never forgets, and, hell, the left doesn't even have a Twitchy to get the virtual torches and pitchforks out.

You know, if you're gonna make a racist joke, at least make it funny. To wit, here's a list of things someone could call Dinesh D'Souza, with full awareness that this is totally racist and inappropriate and you should probably stop reading here if you are easily offended by such things, even if it is done with a sense of ironic self-awareness of the implicit racism contained in the eff...okay, here they are:

1. Grown-up Hadji

2. Anti-Gandhi

3. Dumbdog Millionaire

4. Sri Dickna

5. Gunga Dim

That's enough. Racist jokes are easy and worthless. Also, basically, fuck that guy.