12/30/2023

Haiku Review of 2023: No Reason to Believe Maybe This Year Will Be Better Than the Last

More haiku than I can shake a cherry tree branch at. Here's another round of readers looking back on this fucked up year, which came after another fucked up year and before what will inevitably a fucked up year. 

From Q.S. on Facebook:
Hunter! Hunter! Ugh
At least he managed not to
Rob cancer patients

From H.L.W. on Facebook:
Secrets stacked in piles
Spilling from toilets out doors;
Spoils of a tyrant

From Grumpy, Esq.:
No textualist
spells Stephen Miller without 
spelling Hitler’s men.

From Rose W. in Brooklyn:
The pussy-grabber
Is finally going down
(Not in a good way)

From SPL:
daily gun slaughter
but on today's front pages
joe biden is old

From Abner in AZ:
Lincoln Logs
The Lincoln Project
Another Republican
Scam. History lost

From TMangrove in WI:
“Let’s pile on the queers
and immigrants!” is something
Jesus never said

From Sarah in Seattle:
Orca behavior 
got drastic. No wonder, with
guts full of plastic.

From Eric in Lewistown, PA:
Great economy
American Rescue Plan
Dark Brandon kicks ass

From Craig in CA:
Keep Fighting
With no more lost hope,
We can do this again, folks,
Vote in November

Okay, one more day of this and then we're done with this bitch of a year. Send 'em on: rudepundit@yahoo.com. And don't forget the form: a line of 5 syllables, a line of 7 syllables, and a line of 5 syllables. Title it if you want. Let's keep it going until the bitter end of the bitter times.