Ten Other Toys Mitt Romney Is Like:
In honor of presidential candidate Mitt Romney's communications director, Eric Fehrnstrom, who said this morning on CNN that after the primaries, "Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch-A-Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all of over again," thus making his candidate's beliefs seem as ephemeral as a child's knob-drawn puppy, here's a few other toys Romney can use as analogies for himself:

1. Hugo: The Man of a Thousand Faces

2. Pet Rock

3. Big Loo (no, sorry, not a giant toilet, but that'd work, too)

4. See 'N Say

5. Mr. Machine

6. Crackers, the Parrot

7. Magic Window

8. Magic 8-Ball

9. Pie Face Game

10. Silly Putty