Taking Some Comp Time, Boss:
Hey, wow, aren't those Republicans assholes? (See? That's Quality Bloggery right there.)
The Rude Pundit's taking a long-ass drive today because sometimes a man's just gotta burn some fossil fuels to teach that atmosphere a lesson. (And he's gotta get to a thing.)
So he's taking a day here. He'll post some audio treats later.
Choose your final line:
Oh, and suck bird balls, Rangers.
Oh, and fuck you, Cards.