The Rude Pundit on Today's Stephanie Miller Show:
The Rude Pundit and Stephanie Miller met in dark alleys where they whispered sweet nothings about Alan Grayson and spat on the sidewalk to damn Roman Polanski and Rush Limbaugh. And then they made sweet, sweet love. Polanski and Limbaugh, that is.

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