12/30/2019

Haiku Review of 2019 (Part 2): The Haiku Awakens

Damn, in one short day, you all have sent in dozens and dozens of haiku. Things have taken a turn into the dark as we see 2020 steering towards us at full speed, ready to smash us into the pavement. Until then, though, let's get haiku-ing.

Here are some of the best so far, from sea to shining sea and a Canadian.

From Bewildered in Toronto:

Our old friend believes
Trump is A-O.K. We ask,
"The man's crazy, right?"

From longtime haiku-inator Rabbitearz in Los Angeles (I'm not sure if it's "Rabbit Ears" or "Rabbi Tears," but, sadly, both work):

That British fat toad
Boris "the spider" Johnson
Weaves a web of sloth.

From Ms. L.B. in New York City:

I Got Your Pitchforks and Torches Right Here
Trump yammers "Witch hunt!"
We explain, "It doesn't mean
What you think it means."

From Twangling Jack in Rain City:

Melania's Blues
Hard-faced First Lady
Swatting away orange hands,
How can you "Be Best?"

From Sarah in Seattle
:

Faith
They clutch their Bibles
which were printed without the
Sermon on the Mount.

From Brad in Dallas:

The next century
Is one Trump then another
If he gets away.

From Robert J.:

"Anal fistula,"
Stephen Miller's new nickname,
Is still far too kind.

From Vicki in Philadelphia:

Impeachment is writ
On Trump’s permanent record
In big black Sharpie.

From Doug, no longer in Oakland:

Gentrification
All of this snow beats
Wildfire evacuation
Two forced moves this year

From VJ in NJ:

A Wish for a New Decade
The NRA dead,
Trump gone, McConnell run out
Bankrupt and erased

Keep 'em coming. Another bunch tomorrow. Once again: 5-7-5 syllables. Titled or untitled. Send 'em to: rudepundit (at) yahoo.com.