Late Post Today (But Big, Fun Announcement):
Hey, Philadelphia, with your charming murals and obnoxious patriotism and dog-murdering football player, the Rude Pundit will be on stage this Saturday, Feb. 4 at 8 p.m. at the Merriam Theater as part of the Stephanie Miller Sexy Liberal Tour, featuring the aforementioned Ms. Miller, Hal Sparks, and John Fugelsang. He'll be part of the panel of wonders in the last part of the show.

So get your fuckin' tickets now.

Back later with more cantankerous rudeness.