Teabagger Heads Explode in 3...2...1:

Let the Rude Pundit do the work for ya: Line up, line up, motherfuckin' teabaggers, Glenn Beck, Michele Bachmann, and express yer outrage at this picture from Shanghai. That's in China, in case you didn't know. You see that? It proves everything you've been saying. In Shanghai, which is in China, in case you forgot, someone's selling notebooks, notebooks of communist eeevil, with images of Chairman Mao and President Barack Obama.

Sweet juxtaposition, man. It proves everything you've been saying about Obama in a single shot of a store. Obama is a Maoist. You don't actually know what that means, but it sounds yellow and sinister. The notebooks demonstrate it clearly. C'mon, Beck-y, there's an entire conspiracy theory based just around this picture. Look: it's unlicensed use of the Hope poster. In Shanghai. Which is in China. You don't even have to show that Obama is doing anything vaguely Maoist when a picture is worth a thousand of your worthless words.

By the way, in reality, China's fuckin' pissed that Obama's gonna meet with the Dalai Lama. But don't let that get in the way of a good outragegasm.