When One Is Feeling Stabby, One Should Take a Vacation

In case it wasn't obvious from the last few weeks, the Rude Pundit needs a little vacation before he ends up stabbing someone. Or many people, depending on how ambitious he's feeling.

Instead, he's gonna take the next week off from bloggery. So, like your favorite gay-cake-making bakers heading to Saugatuck in the summer, he's gonna close shop until May 4. He won't be on The Stephanie Miller Show this coming Monday. He might twitterize if he's feeling frisky. But mostly, the Rude Pundit's gonna disconnect, get the hell out of Dodge, and chill the fuck out.

Peace, motherfuckers, peace.