The Rude Pundit on Today's Stephanie Miller Show:
Today, the Rude Pundit offered that if the starving people of Haiti ate Rush Limbaugh for food, the oxycontin in his veins would offer some fine pain relief. However, the Rude Pundit is not a medical expert. That did not stop him from playing political doctor with Stephanie Miller:

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