Man, you all are pissed off in your haikus this year. I got a whole lotta variations on "Fuck you, [insert name]" and "We're fucked" and "Fucking Trump voters, man."
From DJ in London, Ontario:
No Thanks, Orange Cretin
Fifty-first state, huh?
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, Trump;
Canada’s all good.
From Dick Fritter of the Great White North:
Fraud?
What happened to their
Massive fraud accusations?
Bullshit, bullshit. FUCK
From RG in Illinois:
Can't fix stupid...
Yep. Voted for him.
Punched myself right in the dick.
I'd do it again.
From Rob J in NYC:
Concepts of a plan
dawdle about in Trump's head
never to be free
From Nancy in the Pacific Northwest:
Our Mainstream Media
Sanewash the insane,
whitewash the incoherence,
greenlight a fascist.
From Esquire:
MAGA Originalist
I don't understand
Amendment One. Must rely
on Amendment Two.
From Jim in CA:
Meanwhile, Justice Alito Sleeps Like a Baby
I’m pregnant. What state
Do I move to? Or is it
Another country?
And me:
It's Obvious
Anti-DEI
Is just racism from some
Butt-hurt white people.
Gaza Wasteland
I'm wondering when
it stops being defense and
Is just genocide
Okay, one more day of this and then we're done with this bitch of a year. Send 'em on: rudepundit@yahoo.com. And don't forget the form: a line of 5 syllables, a line of 7 syllables, and a line of 5 syllables. Title it if you want. Let's keep it going until the bitter end of the bitter times.
