"They are huge predatory frogs that sit and wait for animals to pass by. They are stimulated by movement and will lunge at pretty much anything that comes within range, including this unlucky mouse." Who is the frog? Breitbart? Bachmann? Boehner?
Oh, poor danger mouse. You never had a chance.
(Note: Yeah, yeah, the Rude Pundit promised Part 2 of how to go after the GOP. He'll have that on Monday, featuring Mitch McConnell, Darrell Issa, and more. But it's Friday after a long godforsaken week. Go smoke a joint, hug a child, or make sweet love to someone or yourself.)
