A couple more from the Rude Pundit:
Drawing Trumps
In bridge, players can
Force trumps to exit early.
Too bad that's a game.
Barry Goldwater Is Not Amused
Remember when talk
Of nuking nations got you
Destroyed at the polls?
And now a whole bunch from rude readers around the weather-screwed nation:
From long, long-time reader Rabbitearz from L.A.:
Marco Rubio
looks like the type who would rip
big farts on a date.
From Ms. L.B. of NYC and LetterBalm:
Best Cock Fighter Yet
Benghazi grilling?
A triumph for Hillary.
Huge balls on the Hill.
From Hallbowski:
Pro-Life Hypocrites
Protect the unborn!
After birth, we'll give no fucks!
Starve. Get shot. Who cares?
From Dan in Bellingham:
Kim Davis - What pride
A vessel for God's message
Do unto others
From Gi in Jersey:
Kentucky's Saint Kim
Won't let the 'mos get married
'Cause Jesus says so.
From Jack in Central Illinois:
Cosby, Trump, Davis
A dick, a prick, and a hick
But each, an asshole
From Stacy, the Paxton Pundit, from New Mexico:
Bland Justice
Justice Texas style
From "I'll light you up" to dead
See, she hanged herself
From Daniel Erickson, big, gay leatherman in Albuquerque, NM:
burning tears of hate
men in blue just killed my son
who do we call now?
From A Daughter's Mother in Phoenix, AZ:
Blame Game
It was the Muslims,
Mexicans, women or gays.
It's never ourselves.
From Nancy G. in Olympia, WA:
Drought. No rain in sight.
Leaves like paper on the ground.
Branches like matchsticks.
From Foamboy:
Our beautiful globe
We drove it like we stole it
Sell all your beachfront.
From Carmine Mangione:
Dick Cheney’s requiem...
Dancing on Kittens
Tiny mews forlornly spew
Break they tiny legs
More haiku coming tomorrow. Over a hundred submissions so far, but you can still send yours to rudepundit_at_yahoo_dot_com. Make sure you say what you wanna be called and where you're from, just in case the Rude Pundit is drunk enough to think, "That tickles and/or moves me" and posts it on this grubby pages.
