A Brief Observation on Last Night's Republican Fisticuffs (in Haiku Form):
Bachmann roughly fucked
Pawlenty with a large red,
white, and blue spiked cross.

(One other note: when Ron Paul is the sanest man in the room, you've got a hell of a lot of problems in your choice of candidates, GOP.)

(One other note: Please, people with Ron Paul hard-ons, don't write to say how the Rude Pundit's an idiot for not wanting to get with the Paul love.)

(One other other note: Mitt Romney is scary.)