Standing there like a particularly slow silverback gorilla staring at ants on a log is the President of the United States, in Slovenia, watching dancers at a Lipizaner stallion exhibition. It doesn't need to keep being said, but once more: Dude, just fuckin' golf.
At his press conference with the Slovenian PM, Bush commented, "[W]e strongly believe Turkey ought to be a member of the EU, and we appreciate Turkey's record of democratic and free market reforms, and working to realize its EU aspirations." And it'll be awesome, especially since Turkey and Iran are sharing intelligence so Turkey can take out militant Kurdish separatists in Northern Iraq. To put that in perspective, it's like telling your brother that he can hang out with you at your beach house, even though he's ass-fucking your anal-warts bearing ex-husband before going back to his house to fuck his pregnant wife. And you know all this and still extend the weekend sand and surf invite to him.
Meanwhile, what the fuck is Laura Bush wearing?:
