6/24/2022

The Supreme Court vs. the United States, Part 1: Alito Loves Fetuses, Hates Women

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You will never love anything as much as Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito loves fetuses. That skeevy, creepy motherfucker is all about the ...
6/17/2022

Call It What It Was: An Assassination Attempt on Mike Pence

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I have despised Mike Pence longer than most of you, even before he was that fuckin' conservative prick in Congress from 2001-2012, even ...
6/11/2022

Liz Cheney Is Trying to Save the House She and Her Father Built and Other Observations on the 1/6 Hearing

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On Thursday night, the Select Committee on the January 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol finally, after far too long, frankly, made its cas...
5/31/2022

Uvalde, the Southern Baptist Church, and the Murderous, Traumatizing Failure of Conservative Ideology

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What do you do when your belief system allows for the murder and rape of children? What do you do when the things that the leaders you trust...
5/30/2022

A Poem for Memorial Day

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Lists and Scales by Chantelle Bateman I hate being alone with him again Even in my mind Trapped in his looney bin of an office Suffocated by...
5/22/2022

America's Mass Hysteria: Can We Please Talk About Crazy Motherfuckers Like They're Crazy Motherfuckers?

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I've been trying to articulate for the last week this feeling of things spinning off their axis. I'm in the UK right now, a place I ...
5/11/2022

A Case for Letting Trump Back on Twitter: I Know, But Listen...

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I know, I know, I fucking know. I remember that tense feeling, somewhere between shit-yourself anxiety and stroke-inducing rage, of wonderin...
5/06/2022

Men Are Mostly Responsible for the End of Roe, So Fuck Up Their World, Too (Updated)

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The Supreme Court case of Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization, a draft decision on which was leaked this week, centers on a la...
5/02/2022

The "Grooming" Bullshit: They're Coming Up With Excuses to Murder Us

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I have lived through a whole lot of rhetorical fuckery in my exhausting time dealing with the American right. I've seen us called every ...
4/19/2022

I'm So Sorry, But We Need to Talk About Climate Change

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A couple of times a year, I write about the catastrofuck or the fuckpocalypse or the fuckageddon that will be caused by the effects of clima...
4/17/2022

Tucker Carlson Has an Orgasm: A Fantasia

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Tucker Carlson is checking the strength of his belts. He's putting them over the reinforced bar in the closet in his office and pulling ...
4/08/2022

Democrats Should Go on the Offensive By Celebrating Accomplishments

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A couple of things really stick in my craw from the last couple of years, and those are that we've been denied celebrating as a nation s...
4/01/2022

The Only Thing Disney Is Grooming Your Kids for Is to Buy More Disney Shit

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Of all the weird shit I've seen from the nutzoid Christian right (which, to be fair, is really just "the right"), the attacks ...
3/24/2022

Republicans Force Ketanji Brown Jackson (and All of Us) to Live in Their Disturbing Fantasy World

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The Republican Party demands that we accept a reality that is not reality. That much is clear. If they're not demanding that we accept t...