The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
9/27/2026
Trump Blames Biden for Things Biden Had Nothing to Do With
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We know that President Donald "Wipe me, Natalie" Trump and his entire syphilitic administration love to blame every possible negat...
9/20/2026
A Totally Real Memo (Wink!) from the Department of Defe...War
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A. From the Office of the Secretary of WAR, MOTHERFUCKERS!: In accordance with Secretary of WAR, MOTHERFUCKERS! Pete "Peter" Hegse...
9/11/2026
9/11 Is Tired of This Dance
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Staring in the mirror, 9/11 sighs. Even though it's generally only once a year now that anyone cares that she exists, she knows that 25 ...
9/06/2026
A Poem for the Laborers
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" From 'Be Recorder'" by Carmen Gimenez they work their fingers to the soul their bones to their marrow they toil in b...
8/30/2026
Democrats Have One Job This Year. Anything Else Is Bullshit.
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If you put a gun to my head, I honest-to-fuck couldn't pick Hasan Piker out of a lineup that included Grimace, that pirate thing from Ba...
8/09/2026
America Fucked Crazy and Now Has To Deal With the Mess
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As a rude young man, I was given a piece of advice that has stuck with me. It's simple in its wording, but it has helped me immensely th...
8/02/2026
The Fauci Hearing Is a Moment to Despair for How Dumb and Deranged We've Gotten
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There was another way this all could have gone that I think about quite a bit. I think about the start of the Covid-19 pandemic, when virtua...
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