The Rude Pundit
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The Supreme Court vs. the United States, Part 1: Alito Loves Fetuses, Hates Women
You will never love anything as much as Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito loves fetuses. That skeevy, creepy motherfucker is all about the ...
Call It What It Was: An Assassination Attempt on Mike Pence
I have despised Mike Pence longer than most of you, even before he was that fuckin' conservative prick in Congress from 2001-2012, even ...
Liz Cheney Is Trying to Save the House She and Her Father Built and Other Observations on the 1/6 Hearing
On Thursday night, the Select Committee on the January 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol finally, after far too long, frankly, made its cas...
Uvalde, the Southern Baptist Church, and the Murderous, Traumatizing Failure of Conservative Ideology
What do you do when your belief system allows for the murder and rape of children? What do you do when the things that the leaders you trust...
A Poem for Memorial Day
Lists and Scales by Chantelle Bateman I hate being alone with him again Even in my mind Trapped in his looney bin of an office Suffocated by...
America's Mass Hysteria: Can We Please Talk About Crazy Motherfuckers Like They're Crazy Motherfuckers?
I've been trying to articulate for the last week this feeling of things spinning off their axis. I'm in the UK right now, a place I ...
A Case for Letting Trump Back on Twitter: I Know, But Listen...
I know, I know, I fucking know. I remember that tense feeling, somewhere between shit-yourself anxiety and stroke-inducing rage, of wonderin...
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