The Rude Pundit
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3/15/2026
The Only Way to Talk About the Iran War Is to Say the US Needs to Stop
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Over in the Philadelphia Inquirer , the always smart Will Bunch has a column out this week that warns that our current Iran clusterfuck is ...
3/08/2026
Living in and Paying for Trump's Fake World
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This week, we got word that the Justice Department is finding it impossible to move forward on the autopen case against former President Jo...
2/25/2026
Random Observations on a Rapist Shitbag Farting Loudly
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If rapist, convicted felon, and President Donald Trump had waddled up to the front of the House chamber last night and told the gathered Rep...
2/22/2026
Conservatives Are Cowards About American History
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Over in Munich a week ago, Secretary of State and man who looks like what an old sweat sock smells like, Marco Rubio, gave a speech where h...
2/15/2026
Taking Stock of How Very Fucked We Are
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This has been a bad week for the future of (gestures at everything) the world. Decisions have been made that will fuck us for years, if not ...
2/08/2026
Trump's Goddamn Name
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One of the more unpleasant things about living in the NYC area used to be that you were damned to see shit with the Trump name on it. That c...
2/01/2026
Why Are We Not Purging People in the Epstein Files from the American Government?
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I’ve been trying to write something about the newly-released tranche of Jeffrey Epstein files for the past couple of hours, and every time I...
1/25/2026
Another Execution by Death Squad in Minneapolis
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As I said nearly a year ago, it's clarifying when you decide that those who are doing harm are simply evil. You stop looking for explan...
1/19/2026
Martin Luther King Would Still Fuck MAGA's Shit Up
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It's Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, or "That day when conservatives say that one line from King and pretend that's all he ever sa...
1/11/2026
Random Thoughts on a Murder and the Motherfuckers Who Are Responsible
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1. The murder of Minneapolis resident Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross should be one of those pivot points in our history, much...
1/04/2026
Zohran Mamdani's Radical Refocus of the Left Is What We've Needed
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If you need a boost to start this new year right, even as we fall further into the Trump-fucked abyss, I encourage you to watch the entire i...
12/31/2025
Haiku Review of 2025: House of Haiku
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Last round here. Thanks for all the haiku from far and wide, from across seas and across borders. If yours didn't get picked, it was bec...
12/30/2025
Haiku Review of 2025: No Other Haiku
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And still the haiku poured in, covering every topic under the Trump-eclipsed sun. Let's start today with a personal one from a long-tim...
12/29/2025
Haiku Review of 2025: Wake Up Haiku Man
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Already, the email has been reamed out by the tide of haiku pouring in. Apparently, a year of oppression and rage and occasional joy has unl...
12/28/2025
Haiku Review of 2025: One Haiku After Another
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What a motherfucker of a year this was. I mean, seriously, it's like this year took all the mothers, lined them up, and fucked them one ...
12/23/2025
The Rude Pundit's Annual Nativity-palooza, Now with Bonus "Artisan" Fun
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Like movies about suicidal snowmen and tortured ghosts and pole-frozen tongues, some things are a tradition around the rude house. Beloved r...
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