The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
7/22/2025
Hey, Democrats: It's Okay to Be Outraged That a Rapist Might Have Committed More Rapes
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You need to start from one assertion: Donald Trump is a rapist. A jury said it was more likely than not that he sexually assaulted E. Jean C...
7/13/2025
The MAGA Meltdown Over Jeffrey Epstein Is the Stupid Climax They Deserve: Bongino Agonistes
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In the heady days before he was nominated to be the deputy to FBI Director Kash Patel, who always looks like someone just told him he's ...
7/06/2025
The Republican Budget Bill Is Going to Fuck Us Forever
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It's going to take months, if not years, to figure out how much President for Life Donald Trump and his bitch Congress have fucked us wi...
6/30/2025
Conservatives on the Supreme Court Try to Erase Gay People in Mahmoud v. Taylor Decision
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The logic of fucked in the head Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito’s fucked in the head opinion in the 6-3 decision in the case of Mahmoud...
6/23/2025
Spit-Balling Things That Politicians and Local and State Governments Can Try to Do to Slow the Trump Fuckery
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I get it: the protests are important. They show that you are not alone in your hurt, in your rage, in your desire for something, fucking any...
6/08/2025
We're Finally On Our Own: Trump Vs. America
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There is something you need to understand about Donald Trump and a whole bunch of old motherfuckers from a particularly vile segment of his ...
6/04/2025
Donald Trump's Need to Degrade Joe Biden Is Part of the MAGA Revision of History
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Lately, Donald Trump, who really is president of the United States for some goddamned reason, has been saying and approving of some really w...
5/26/2025
A Poem for Memorial Day
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Dirt by Garett Reppenhagen Iraqi dirt is everywhere in my boots and in my hair the dark clay that soldiers keep where they march and where ...
5/25/2025
We Cannot Forget That the Climate Crisis Is Coming For Us All
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Look, I know, I know, I fuckin' know that with all the more immediate threats that are looming over us, from outlawing dissent to anti-v...
5/18/2025
There Is No "America" Without Birthright Citizenship
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Something has bugged the shit out of me about the whole attempt to end birthright citizenship for children born in the US whose parents are ...
5/11/2025
Stop Buying Republican Bullshit on Immigration: There Is No "Invasion"
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The red lights flashing the word "pretext" were turned up to 100 in a presidential "proclamation" last week (if by ...
5/04/2025
Donald Trump on Meet the Press: Because Fuck You, America
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Today, in his " interview " (if by "interview," you mean, "a psychotic head trip into a soulless abyss") with ...
4/27/2025
One Tale of How the Trump Administration Hates Americans
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We can laugh as Donald Trump bumblefucks us all into oblivion, sleeping at Pope Francis's funeral, saying dumb shit all the time, not u...
4/20/2025
How the Fuck Do Some Democrats Not Get That Due Process Is the Fight?
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You keep hearing this shit from some Democrats, often unnamed: the denial of due process for and the United States government's kidnappi...
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