1/28/2024

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott's Border Bullshit Depends on Federal Funding

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Many things gall the fuck out of me about Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, who always looks like he's smiling in satisfaction because a migrant c...
1/21/2024

No One Hates America More Than Trump and the MAGA Cretins

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Believe it or not, the election of 2020, up to and through Election Day, was pretty much a triumph of the American electoral system at all l...
1/15/2024

Martin Luther King Would Still Fuck the Right's Shit Up (Still Getting It Wrong Edition)

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It's Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, and that means it's time for the racist dickscabs of the right to trot out that one quote from ...
1/14/2024

Trump's Silence on Death Threats Is Evidence Against Him

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I remember, as I'm sure you do, in the years after the 9/11 attacks, that every time some violence was committed by someone who was Musl...
1/03/2024

When You Say Trump Should Be Allowed to Run for Office, You Sound Like a Fucking Idiot

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Jesus fuck, stop being such pedantic idiots about whether or not Donald Trump should be prohibited from holding public office. The fucking 1...
1/01/2024

Haiku Review of 2023: The End

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Big, rude thanks to everyone who submitted their haiku about the just-murdered year of 2023. When we look back, let's hope we remember i...
12/30/2023

Haiku Review of 2023: No Reason to Believe Maybe This Year Will Be Better Than the Last

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More haiku than I can shake a cherry tree branch at. Here's another round of readers looking back on this fucked up year, which came aft...
12/29/2023

Haiku Review of 2023: The Haiku Before the Storm

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Once again, I asked and you sent a fuckton of haiku. Coming in from sea to shining sea, even across a sea or two, you've once again defi...
12/28/2023

Haiku Review of 2023: American Fiction

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Welcome to the end of one more motherfucker of a year in this stupid age we're damned to live through. It was a year of repetition, of s...
12/24/2023

The Rude Pundit's Annual Nativity-palooza, Now with Bonus Folk Horror

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Like movies about suicidal snowmen and tortured ghosts and pole-frozen tongues, some things are a tradition around the rude house. Beloved r...
12/23/2023

If You Support Donald Trump, You're a Nazi

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I said what I said. I've been thinking, as former president and current inevitable doom of the republic Donald Trump proudly goes full ...
12/10/2023

The Republican Strategy: Make Everyone Think Democrats Are as Fucking Awful as They Are

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There is one thing tying together a bunch of shit that Republicans are doing right now. They know that the GOP brand is tarnished with insur...
12/03/2023

I Applied for a Job in a New Trump Administration.

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As you might have heard, allies of Donald Trump are gearing things up for a new administration for when (they assume) Trump wins back the pr...
11/26/2023

Stop Normalizing Trump-Inspired Death Threats

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Over on the online version of the conservative magazine American Spectator (motto: "We're batshit right-wingers but also pretentiou...
11/22/2023

A Poem for Thanksgiving from Indigenous America

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For Calling The Spirit Back From Wandering The Earth In Its Human Feet by Joy Harjo, who is from the Muscogee (Creek) Nation Put down that b...
11/19/2023

The Media Won't Make Republicans Own Trump's Fascist Rhetoric

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You are never gonna put a stake in the heart of Trumpism in this country. That bullshit is here to stay until its followers die of some illn...