12/31/2022

Haiku Review of 2022: The Worst Person in the World

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So we've done it again . As we have since 2004 in this rude piece of internet real estate, we've brought another year filled with t...
12/30/2022

Haiku Review of 2022: Speak No Evil

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The haikus just keep pouring in. Everyone wants to get in their last digs at this fucked year, which comes on the heels of another fucked ye...
12/28/2022

Haiku Review of 2022: Barbarian Prey

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Once more, I have called upon you to send me haikus. And, once more, you have bestowed upon me a fuck-ton of haikus. It's like the haiku...
12/27/2022

Haiku Review of 2022: Everything Everywhere All at Once

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This fuckin' year, man. Even as shit's not really that bad, shit just feels like it's spiraling down into the toilet of our abys...
12/24/2022

The Rude Pundit's Annual Nativity-palooza, Now Including Wooden Blocks and More Skeletons

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Like movies about suicidal snowmen and tortured ghosts and pole-frozen tongues, some things are a tradition around the rude house. Beloved r...
12/23/2022

Hurrah for the January 6 Committee Report, But It's Not Enough

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I dunno. It's kind of a feeling, you know? Just a sense that everything is kind of shitty, even when it objectively isn't. It's ...
12/22/2022

Zelensky Challenges Us to Live Up to Our American Hype

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By the time Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky finished his rather stunning speech to Congress yesterday, the Putin-humped conservative...
12/09/2022

In 2022, Republicans Tried to Fuck Everyone But Ended Up Fucking Themselves

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The end of an election cycle leaves us with myriad questions: Who got fucked? Who did the fucking? Who fucked up? My favorite question is on...
11/23/2022

A Thanksgiving Poem from Indigenous America

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" Indian Mascot, 1959 " by Janice Gould , who was a member of the Concow tribe Now begins the festival and rivalry of late fall, t...
11/19/2022

The Republican House Is Gonna Be Filled with Insanity and Fuckery

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In the wake of Republicans winning the House of Representatives, even by a narrow margin, we got a preview this week of how much we're d...
11/12/2022

Blaming Trump Lets Republicans Off the Hook (and Other Observations on a Pretty Good Election)

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(Started writing this early in the week, but because Covid is still a thing, I've been back in Louisiana with to see a sick, hospitalize...
11/07/2022

Vote Because Fuck Them

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Goddamn, I can't fucking take them anymore, any of them, any of the assorted MAGA racist freaks and moral lepers and violent morons, any...
11/04/2022

Barack Obama Calls Crazy "Crazy" and We Need More of That

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We needed Barack Obama to lay it all out for us: "Imagine if you hire your plumber. You've got an overflowing toilet. It's a pr...
10/28/2022

They Once Blew Up a Classroom Over Textbooks, So, Yeah, There Will Be Violence

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In 1974, in West Virginia, protesters used dynamite and Molotov cocktails against the buildings of their enemies. The protesters were upset ...
10/21/2022

The Questions Republican Candidates Aren't Being Asked Enough (or At All)

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We know that if Republicans win back even one house of Congress, the whole place will become a nightmare of masturbating clowns, all cacklin...
10/15/2022

The Patriotic Case for Jailing Donald Trump

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Thursday's hearing by the January 6 Committee was clarifying in the way that a great closing argument at a trial can be, pulling togethe...
10/06/2022

Herschel Walker Proves That All That GOP Abortion Shit Was a Lie

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I've never seen a grift given away quite as blatantly as it was by right-wing talk thing Dana Loesch (motto: "I was too fucking cra...