1/29/2021

The Terrorists Are in the House. Let's Unify Over Getting Rid of Them.

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Let's do this together, shall we? Let's take hands and peer over into the abyss and hope that it doesn't peer back. Okay, into t...
1/26/2021

Hawley, Greene, and the Erasure of Violence on Right

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Every once in a while, I'm damned to click on a clip from Fox "news" to see what one of their cabal of vile, brainwashing, pil...
1/21/2021

"Unity" Is Another Word for "Clean Up the Fucking Mess Republicans Made"

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Republicans are returning to dickish form with the speed of a rabid chipmunk that got into the meth stash. It was to be expected. They shoul...
1/18/2021

Martin Luther King Would Fuck the Insurrectionists' Shit Up (2021 Edition)

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Throughout his too-short life, Martin Luther King, Jr. called "bullshit" on what was motivating racists who violently opposed the ...
1/14/2021

We Could Have Dealt With This Shit Years Ago If Republicans Hadn't Been Dicks About Their Extremists

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I keep thinking about Janet Napolitano, the former governor of Arizona who became Barack Obama's first Secretary of Homeland Security. I...
1/12/2021

They Have to Acknowledge Biden Won Fair and Square

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The nation cannot move past the events of last Wednesday without one simple, obvious step: our leaders have to say, clearly, with no equivoc...
1/07/2021

Random Observations on an Insurrection

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1. This was inevitable. Anyone even casually observing the last five years knew that the Trump reign was going to end in violence. Unless yo...
1/05/2021

Trump's Madness Has Made Fools of Everyone Who Thought He'd Give Up on Overturning the Election

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I'd like to say a hearty "eat shit" and "go fuck yourselves" to all the oh-so-clever pundits and politicians who ass...
1/01/2021

Haiku Review of 2020 (Part 4 and Last): Live Forever

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Last round for 2020 in this year's haiku spectacular. Big thanks to the oh-so-many of you who sent in great little poems. This year, the...
12/31/2020

Haiku Review of 2020 (Part 3): It Is What It Is

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Goddamn, 2020 has brought out the haiku-ing. So far, I've gotten more of them than ever, like 300, which is a lot of fuckin' haiku. ...
12/30/2020

Haiku Review of 2020 (Part 2): The New Abnormal

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Sweet Jesus, it's like you've all been holding your haiku all year, denying yourself sweet release until the call went out yesterday...
12/29/2020

Haiku Review of 2020: Fetch the Bolt Cutters

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This motherfucking year. I mean, we were already on the express train to Fuckedsville even before COVID reared its spiky head and turbocharg...
12/28/2020

This Year's Madness Might Just Fade Soon

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Look, by just about any measure, 2020 was a clusterfuck inside a shit sandwich covered in stupid sauce. I was telling a pal of mine, "T...
12/24/2020

The Rude Pundit's Annual Nativity-palooza, Including the Most 2020 Nativity

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Like movies about suicidal snowmen and tortured ghosts and pole-frozen tongues, some things are a tradition around the rude house. Beloved r...
12/21/2020

One of the Big Lies in MAGA World: No, Democrats Did Not Try to Get the 2016 Election Overturned

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It's one of many articles of bad faith in MAGA world, the fact-free zone of delusion and conspiracy that Donald Trump and his enablers, ...
12/16/2020

Now Donald Trump Is Suing a State He Lost Bigly

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You will not be surprised that soon-to-be not-President Donald Trump hasn't given up his pursuit of a victory in the 2020 election throu...
12/10/2020

Note to Hopeful MAGA Cretins: You'll Be Much Happier If You Give Up Now. I Know.

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Hey, MAGA jerks,  I don't like you, and, from your tweets and messages, I've got a pretty good idea that you don't like me. Stil...