5/29/2020

The President Is the Enemy

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May 4 was the 50th anniversary of the Kent State Massacre, where the National Guard opened fire on Vietnam War protesters on the campus of K...
5/25/2020

A Poem for Memorial Day

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"Remember" by Iris Madelyn I don't remember their names. Carpenter, Cross, Shields, Garcia, Polk, Colindres, Rivera,...
5/24/2020

Hey, Dumbass Conservatives, We on the Left Want Everything Back to Normal, Too

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I fucking hate wearing a mask. Every single time I have to put it on - when entering a supermarket or walking through a park nearby - I get ...
5/18/2020

The Trump Administration Didn't Say a Single Negative Word About the Strategic National Stockpile Until This Year

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Newest, shiniest White House spokesstooge Kayleigh McEnany is such a fucking liar and a loyal lapdog to whoever has power that it's not ...
5/14/2020

At the Bright Hearing, Republicans Tell Scientists: You May Have Your Fancy Studies, But We Have Anecdotes

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Dr. Rick Bright, who has spent his adult life working to make vaccines to prevent terrible diseases and who desperately tried to get the lou...
5/10/2020

Oh, Fuck You, Trump Voters. Just Fuck You

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Do you think they realize how fucking stupid they look, these man-children (and the occasional woman-child) playing soldier dress-up except ...
5/06/2020

Directions to Damnation: Donald Trump's Deranged Interview with ABC

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How fucking weird and disconcerting and downright disturbing was the interview President Donald Trump did with ABC anchor David Muir? The f...
5/02/2020

Things to Keep in Mind About the Tara Reade Allegations

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As Democrats grapple with how to handle the accusation by former staff member Tara Reade that Joe Biden sexually assaulted her in a hallway ...
4/30/2020

Trump Believes That People Who Die of Coronavirus Are Losers

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As it usually is in these situations, it was the simplest of questions, a potential slamdunk for an ordinary politician, hell, for an ordina...
4/25/2020

Andrew Cuomo Fucks Mitch McConnell's Shit Up

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It's something that doesn't get said much, but all those red states, all those states with their MAGA citizens looking down at the n...
4/22/2020

Donald Trump Visits His Mass Graves (A Fantasia)

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The helicopter landing was a bit bumpy, not bad for such a large chopper coming down on flat earth and not a landing pad, but it was enough ...
4/18/2020

Andrew Cuomo Finally Gets Rid of His Last Fuck

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(Note: Before I get all slobbery on Andrew Cuomo's knob, lemme preface this by saying I agree with all the things you dislike about him....
4/15/2020

The Divine Right of Trumps

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Something Donald Trump said last week has just stuck in my craw. Well, to be fair, every goddamn word out of that shit-ogre's mouth stic...
4/10/2020

Trump Stupidly Self-Owns on Pandemic Deaths

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Ever since the first death from COVID-19, President Donald Trump has brayed like a howler monkey getting a tree branch stuck up its ass abou...
4/08/2020

Random Observations on the End of the Democratic Primaries

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1. I gotta be honest with you. I never really got over Elizabeth Warren's drubbing once voting started. She was, to these weary eyes and...