The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
4/30/2020
Trump Believes That People Who Die of Coronavirus Are Losers
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As it usually is in these situations, it was the simplest of questions, a potential slamdunk for an ordinary politician, hell, for an ordina...
4/25/2020
Andrew Cuomo Fucks Mitch McConnell's Shit Up
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It's something that doesn't get said much, but all those red states, all those states with their MAGA citizens looking down at the n...
4/22/2020
Donald Trump Visits His Mass Graves (A Fantasia)
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The helicopter landing was a bit bumpy, not bad for such a large chopper coming down on flat earth and not a landing pad, but it was enough ...
4/18/2020
Andrew Cuomo Finally Gets Rid of His Last Fuck
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(Note: Before I get all slobbery on Andrew Cuomo's knob, lemme preface this by saying I agree with all the things you dislike about him....
4/15/2020
The Divine Right of Trumps
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Something Donald Trump said last week has just stuck in my craw. Well, to be fair, every goddamn word out of that shit-ogre's mouth stic...
4/10/2020
Trump Stupidly Self-Owns on Pandemic Deaths
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Ever since the first death from COVID-19, President Donald Trump has brayed like a howler monkey getting a tree branch stuck up its ass abou...
4/08/2020
Random Observations on the End of the Democratic Primaries
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1. I gotta be honest with you. I never really got over Elizabeth Warren's drubbing once voting started. She was, to these weary eyes and...
4/03/2020
Fuck Jared Kushner
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There's a certain kind of Ivy League college graduate who is just a total wad of fuck. Usually, they come from inherited wealth, are leg...
3/31/2020
Trump Must Resign or Be Removed from the Presidency
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Something kind of extraordinary happened at Monday's White House coronavirus task force press briefing . It happened when President Dona...
3/25/2020
Trump Doesn't Care About What You Have to Lose
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It would have been so easy, so unbelievably easy, for Donald Trump to have been the hero when it came to coronavirus. He had his chance, his...
3/19/2020
Why It Matters That Trump Is Calling COVID-19 "the Chinese Virus"
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Let's get a couple of things straight right off the bat regarding some virus names: "Zika" and "West Nile virus" w...
3/14/2020
Trump Vs. the Virus Is Really Trump Vs. Us
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I've been trying for the last couple of days to wrap my head around, well, fucking everything. Yes, there are the ways the coronavirus p...
3/10/2020
Trump Vs. the Coronavirus: Which One Is the Worse Disease?
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It didn't have to be like this. If Donald Trump ever truly gave a damn about being widely beloved instead of just being worshipped by a ...
3/07/2020
What Did That Dumb Orange Motherfucker Say Now? (CDC Visit Version)
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So it was that our hairless yeti of a president lumbered into the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta in order to show tha...
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