The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
9/30/2019
Impeachment Is a Chance for Democrats to Take Back Patriotism
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If there is one rhetorical success that has held back Democrats even when we win elections, it's the lie that Republicans are more patri...
9/29/2019
16 Years of Rude Punditry: What Vengeful God Did I Anger?
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I'll have more to say tomorrow, but today is officially the 16th anniversary of this here little postage stamp of the internet. What sta...
9/25/2019
That Trump/Zelensky Call Was Fucked Up for Even More Reasons Than Biden
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It's pretty goddamn clear that the motherfuckin' quid has a motherfuckin' pro quo in the weird pseudo- transcript of the July ...
9/24/2019
Let's Do This Impeachment Thing
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Let's get straight what the straw that broke Nancy Pelosi's back on impeachment was. It wasn't the phone call to Ukrainian Pres...
9/19/2019
Remembering How Trump and the Right Tried to Convince Everyone Obama Was a Traitor
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Every fucking day they went after President Obama. Every fucking day they looked for the merest hint, some seemingly insignificant spark tha...
9/18/2019
Little Bitch Corey Lewandowski Testifies Before the House Bitchily
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Honestly, at some point, I would not have been surprised if the ghost of James Madison had shown up at yesterday's hearing of the House ...
9/17/2019
I'm in Twitter Jail for a Week Because I Was Mean to Corey Lewandowski
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I called Corey Lewandowski "a little bitch." To be precise, here's the offending tweet: According to the delicate flowers...
9/13/2019
Random Observations on the Democratic Candidates After Their Third of 850 Debates
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Last night's debate of the current top ten Democratic candidates for president was both uninspiring and inspiring. Inspiring because ho...
9/10/2019
How Much of a Pussy Ass Bitch Is Donald Trump? An Investigation
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You don't really need to know why model and TV host Chrissy Teigen called President Donald Trump a "pussy ass bitch." I mean...
9/03/2019
Corporate America Is Finally Getting Sick of Your Guns
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How fucking pathetic is this: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and his mass murder-enablers in the GOP caucus are refusing to do anyth...
9/02/2019
A Poem for the Laborers
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"Pioneers, First Women in Construction" by Susan Eisenberg Her sister was shot, and hers found bludgeoned dead in her car tr...
8/30/2019
America Is Not Just for Americans
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At my college, the semester just started. And in my classes, as usual, I have an array of students from other countries, including Syria and...
8/22/2019
Focusing on the Amazon in a Time of Maximum Distraction
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The Amazon rainforest is on fire. The Arctic, along with parts of Alaska, Siberia, and British Columbia, have burned this summer or are co...
8/20/2019
If You're Not Anti-Fascist, You're Pro-Fascist
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This weekend, I called the Proud Boys and other marching fascist fucknuts "Nazis." When this was posted by a pal on Facebook, one ...
8/16/2019
We're Not Gonna Do a Damn Thing About Guns
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A memo of talking points for House Republicans makes plain that the GOP has no intention of doing a goddamn thing about guns. The document, ...
8/14/2019
Trump Administration: The Huddled Masses Can Go Fuck Themselves
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Let's get one thing straight here right off: If you are a legal immigrant in nearly every other country in the world, you are allowed to...
8/09/2019
We Are Led by Ghouls and Goons
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Check out this pair of fucking ghouls, acting like they just stole a baby to drink its sweet, young blood so they can live on for a few...
8/07/2019
This Desperate, Armed Land
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One afternoon in Barcelona last week, I walked back to the small apartment building where I was staying to find two police officers waiting...
8/02/2019
Guest Post: The Four Politicians Who Really Need to Go Back to Where They Came From (Part 2)
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(Continuing R. Sharp's post from yesterday . He's getting a bunch of shit off his chest, so just kick back and enjoy the ride. Yeste...
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