The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
4/26/2019
Note: I Picked a Hell of a Time to Go to England
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So, yeah, the blogging's been thin these last two weeks, in the midst of the Mueller report and generally accelerating fuckery in the US...
4/22/2019
The Not-Quite Mueller Report: Trump Is a Whiny Little Bitch Who Wants to Prosecute Hillary Clinton
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You’ve read all the legal insights you can stomach about the not-quite Mueller Report . You’ve argued with your friends and family and troll...
4/17/2019
Donald Trump Gets More Pathetic By the Day
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Look, we all know that the saggy sack of bullshit, drool, and dried semen that is Donald Trump has long been a pathetic figure. From his pre...
4/16/2019
On the Road. In the Air. Across the Ocean. (But Enjoy the Podcast)
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So I'm over here in the United Kingdom for valuable pub arguments about Brexit that only a stupid American can have with stupid Brits. I...
4/13/2019
Podcast, Patreon, and More Ways to Get Even Ruder
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Last Monday, I put out the latest episode of Another Goddamn Podcast. That was the first part of my interview with the awesome writer and c...
4/11/2019
Trump Likes to Watch
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Let us say, and why not, that Donald Trump likes to watch members of his administration fuck and get fucked by animals. I mean, if there is ...
4/09/2019
Yeah, Conservative Jerks, We on the Left Did Have a Problem with Obama's Detention of Kids, But Trump's Far Worse
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Let's get this out of the way: Except in rare cases, like suspected child trafficking or drug smuggling, migrant children were not separ...
4/04/2019
White Nationalists Suspected of Fire at Important Civil Rights Location
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When I was working on my dissertation on labor unions in the early 20th century and their intersection with theatre, I did a great deal of a...
4/02/2019
The Trump-Forsaken, Flood-Fucked Farmers and Tribes
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A state of emergency exists right now (or existed within the past week) for the Crow Reservation in Montana, as well as in the Cheyenne Ri...
3/29/2019
These Evil Motherfuckers Won't Be Satisfied Until We're All Dead and/or Dumb (Part 2: Dead)
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Yeah, Donald Trump, listening to the most savage cockfleas in his inner circle of cockfleas, twatmites, and sphincterworms, wants the Suprem...
3/27/2019
These Evil Motherfuckers Won't Be Satisfied Until We're All Dumb and/or Dead (Part 1: Dumb)
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So the proposed budget for the Department of Education, led by avaricious billionaire and every evil stepmother Betsy DeVos, has a $60 mill...
3/25/2019
Random Observations on a Cover-Up: The Barr Letter, Not the Mueller Report
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1. Fuck the spin . We know nothing about Special Counsel Robert Mueller's Report on the Investigation into Russian Interference in the ...
3/22/2019
How to Survive the Next Few Days Until We Know What's in the Mueller Report
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I know. I know you're sitting there with "It's Mueller Time" memes popping up all over your Twinstaface feeds. You're ...
3/21/2019
Other Batshit Things Trump Said at His Latest Batshit Speech Besides Shitting All Over John McCain
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Yes, yesterday, at a plant that makes tanks for Saudi Arabia, among others, in Lima, Ohio (motto: "It's about as awful a place as ...
3/19/2019
The Amount of Time Trump Spends Tweeting Should Be a Scandal
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A few days before Donald Trump's trashy inauguration in January 2017, I tweeted this: "So this is our life now? Awaiting tweeted p...
3/15/2019
You Idiots Are Causing "White Genocide" Yourselves
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In his bullshit, totally trolling-to-trigger-the-libtards "manifesto" (which, fuck him, I won't link to), the Australian terro...
3/13/2019
In Brief: Vice President Pence Makes the Case Against a Border Wall
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Yesterday, while speaking at the U.S. Customs and Border Protection Advanced Training Facility in Harpers Ferry, West Virgina, Vice Preside...
3/11/2019
Don't Do This Shit Again, Democrats
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Democrats are doing that thing they always do, that same bullshit of questioning every step, every word, every gesture to the point of paral...
3/08/2019
They Will Always Find Women to Hate
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Remember when a whole bunch of people on the left were saying that Nancy Pelosi should get out of the way because conservatives had so succe...
3/06/2019
What "Leaving Neverland" Unintentionally Reveals About Trump Voters
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The HBO documentary Leaving Neverland was a staggeringly sad film. Most obviously, your heart breaks for Wade Robson, James Safechuck, and ...
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