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11/22/2018

A Thanksgiving Poem from the Conquered

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(I think this also works as a prayer.) "American, I Sing Back" by Allison Adelle Hedge Coke , who is from the Huron and other t...
11/20/2018

Trump's Completely Batshit and Evil Statement About Saudi Arabia and the Murder of Jamal Khashoggi

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(Note: There were about 20 other things I was thinking of writing about today, but when you're living in times of fast-paced dumbfuckery...
11/19/2018

Stop Fearing Primary Challenges (and Stop Fearing Incumbents)

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In Texas in 1994, Sheila Jackson Lee won office after winning the Democratic primary against incumbent Congressman Craig Washington. In Te...
11/15/2018

Weird Shit from Trump's Weird-Ass Interview with the Daily Caller

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So two industrious reporters who work for The Daily Caller (motto: "We're Breitbart with boobs, much like Tucker Carlson") g...
11/14/2018

Donald Trump's Soul Is Troubled

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Donald Trump's soul sits in a tiny apartment in the basement of an old condo development in the Bronx. Pelham Bay, to be exact. It's...
11/12/2018

For Veterans Day, Trump Serial-Insults Veterans, Troops, Everyone

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Our goddamn president, Donald Trump, bumblefucked his way through the last couple of days, essentially lumbering over to Paris in order to l...
11/09/2018

Random Observations... (Part 2): How Crazy Will Shit Get?

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As we tumble and twist to the end of the year and into the new one with Democrats having a whole fuckload of power more than they've had...
11/08/2018

Today's Post Will Be Tomorrow

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Okay, this day got away from me. Sometimes a grown-up's job is work. And today was one of those days. I gotta stop ending posts with ...
11/07/2018

Random Observations on the Democrats Getting a Win and Trump Losing (Part 1)

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1. Democrats won. Don't let any motherfuckers spin it any other way. It's that simple. No, Democrats didn't win as much as we wo...
11/05/2018

Why People Who Vote for Republicans in the Midterms Deserve Your Anger and Spite

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Let me tell you about my weekend. I was at a reunion of a lovely, kind, generous family who I am fortunate to know. There were over 100 pe...
11/02/2018

It's Not "Vote-Shaming"; It's Telling You Not to Be an Asshole

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Let's put aside some very real and insidious impediments to voting. Let's put aside those affected by the vile voter i.d. laws that ...
11/01/2018

The Rude Pundit on Patreon: Join Up and Get More Rudeness in Your Lap, on Your Hand, and in Your Ear

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Just a not-so-little reminder here that you can join the Rude Pundit Patreon page for as little as a buck a month and as much as, oh, hell, ...
10/31/2018

Don't Let Republicans Scare You Into Voting for Them

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Yesterday, on the eve of All Hallow's Eve, Marsha Blackburn, the Republican nominee for Senate from Tennessee and the figure that will a...
10/30/2018

Baby Trump Will Eat NYC (and Probably Everything Else)

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I've had a shitty day and a headache that's eating my eyeballs. So I put this stupid thing together from the Impeachment March (whic...
10/29/2018

Donald bin Trump

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In the wake of the last week's string of terrorist attacks and attempted attacks on the United States, President Donald Trump offered sc...
10/24/2018

The Future New York Times Profile of Today's Bomber

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For about an hour, Jesse MAGA Dogspit held forth about why he officially changed his middle name to the abbreviation for Donald Trump's ...
10/23/2018

Republicans Will Hurt You More Than 100 Caravans of Immigrants

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You have to be a special kind of son of a bitch to look at filthy, exhausted people wearing rags and desperately trying to get somewhere the...
10/22/2018

WSJ Writer Says Liberals Hate Trump Because "He's an Average American" (No, Really)

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Wall Street Journal writer and name that seems to have an extra syllable, David Gelernter, writes about "The Real Reason They Hate Tru...
10/19/2018

Jamal Khashoggi, Drone Missiles, and Us

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The murder of Jamal Khashoggi, from what we know so far, is a goddamned nightmare. Lured to the Saudi embassy in Turkey, he was captured and...
10/18/2018

Rude Storytelling Tonight in NYC

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Hey, NYCers and NJites, I'm doing some storytelling tonight at the Red Room at KGB Bar with some great comedians and tellers of tales. ...
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