The Rude Pundit
Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
10/31/2017
In Brief: Today's Terrorist Attack Changes Nothing (And, Unlike Gun Massacres, It Shouldn't)
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Some cunt from Florida rented a Home Depot pickup truck and cuntishly drove it into a bike path in Lower Manhattan, killing and injuring pe...
10/30/2017
The Mueller March: Conservatives Head to the Barricades
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Look at this crazy-ass shit right here: "Now, you’ve heard that the Washington Free Beacon and Paul Singer were the first to hire Fusi...
10/27/2017
Border Agents Proudly Detain Just-Hospitalized Child Who Has Cerebral Palsy
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Look at her. That's the face of evil right there. That is the face of a future rapist or drug mule or murdering member of the MS-13 g...
10/26/2017
This Particular Hell: Another Nonsensical Trump "Interview"
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Yesterday, President Donald Trump sat with Fox Business host Lou Dobbs for an " interview " (if by "interview," you mean...
10/25/2017
More GOP Hypocrisy: Trump and Conservatives Defended Getting Opposition Research from Russians
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Yeah, apparently the new fake scandal involving the seemingly endless and omnipotent evil of Hillary Clinton is that her campaign and the De...
10/24/2017
Regarding Senators Corker and Flake: So Fucking What?
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People on the sensible-shoes left, the lying-to-themselves center, and the semi-rational right are praising two Republican senators today fo...
10/23/2017
The Bible Teaches That Rape Is Just Fine (Guest Post)
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(My pal, folk singer Addie Brownlee , wrote this on Facebook this weekend, and she has kindly allowed me to post it here. Addie has long bee...
10/20/2017
Oh, Just Fuck Off, John Kelly
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Let's get one thing straight right off the bat: No matter where the fighting is and no matter the cause, most soldiers will act bravely,...
10/18/2017
What Sgt. La David Johnson Didn't Sign Up For
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It's practically a saying from the old country: If you elect a raging sociopath with a dead soul, don't be surprised when he acts li...
10/17/2017
What Did That Dumb Orange Motherfucker Say Now? (Part 874)
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In the shitstorm of lies that President Donald Trump fertilized the Rose Garden with yesterday, there was one that should have bugged the l...
10/16/2017
Trump and the ACA: The Slumlord-in-Chief
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It's an old story when it comes to urban real estate. The owner of a building with a bunch of rent-stabilized apartments wants to jack u...
10/12/2017
Trump and Hannity Should Get a Room Next Time
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Just before it was time to record, Fox "news" host Sean Hannity asked his assistant, "He likes the mint, right?" His ass...
10/11/2017
Conservative Pundits: Mike Pence Would Sexually Assault Women If He Was Alone With Them
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Let's be crystal fuckin' clear about Harvey Weinstein: Set him on fire in the middle of Hollywood as a lesson to every shit man who ...
10/10/2017
Time to Out Republicans (Not for What You're Thinking Of)
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You've been reading the articles about how Republican Senator Bob Corker said Donald Trump's recklessness and ignorance are setting ...
10/09/2017
Columbus Day for the Conquered: Yeah, Trump Dicks Over Indigenous People, Too
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Believe it or not, the policies and proposals of President Donald Trump, for whom the Washington Redskins could rename themselves "Oran...
10/05/2017
Fuck You, Steve Scalise
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Before he was shot and nearly killed in June, Representative Steve Scalise was a motherfucker on cultural issues. How much of a motherfucke...
10/04/2017
On Guns, on Abortion, on Everything, the Right Knows It's Wrong (and They Don't Care)
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The conservative movement in this country is filthy with hypocrites. It's always been that way: the ones who talk morality and law and o...
10/03/2017
Donald Trump Beclowns Himself in Puerto Rico
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Jesus fuckballs, how much more embarrassing can this presidency get than soulless tangerine cretin Donald Trump play-acting sympathy while t...
10/02/2017
Gun Crazy: Las Vegas Edition
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I'm not going to try to recapitulate the horror of last night in Las Vegas where at least 58 people were killed by a single gunman firi...
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