The Rude Pundit

Yeah, yeah, it's been a hell of a day. Back tonight with more Clinton-winning rudeness.

From Deborah S.: To quote the late, great Amy Winehouse, “What kind of fuckery is this?” Seriously, what the fucking fuckery is this? I was...

And so we come to the end of this indecent campaign, one that has degraded us as a nation and as individuals, one that has amped up to ear-s...

If you want to waste some time in sad bemusement, you can read recent columns by open-hearted progressives and depressed conservatives, desp...

Barring some event that causes mass brain damage and brings about the Even Greater Stupiding of voters, Hillary Clinton is going to be elect...

One of the ugliest things in this ugly campaign has been the upsurge in anti-Semitism in support of Republican candidate and rotting buttern...

"Today we live in a world of terror, madmen, and missiles," the Republican candidate says in the ad . "Our military is challe...

Let us say, and why not, that one day you decide to put up a "Hillary Clinton for President" or "I'm with her" sign ...

The ugly ending of this ugly election just got even uglier. Like rotting armadillo ugly. Oh, we were lulled briefly into a sense that the wh...

Jason Chaffetz, a proud Republican congressman from Utah and a man who looks like a shit-flecked, tossed-out toilet scrub brush, announced p...

"I have a story for you," the millennial told me. I was all ears. This millennial, a young man, call him "Colin" because...

Obviously, the sassy flag was asking for it. More posting goodness tomorrow. Crazy ass day.  

You know sometimes having a job is like work. Back later with more employable rudeness.

Desiccated ghoul and putative minister Pat Robertson was propped in a chair like a carcass left out in the sun too long in order to intervie...

That's a photo of the line to vote early in the presidential election. It's outside the Hope Mills Recreation Center in Hope Mill...

1. From the beginning, the tone of last night's third presidential debate (aka "The Time an Orange Pussy Was Grabbed by a Former S...

If you haven't yet watched John Oliver's genuinely brutal takedown of third party candidates Gary Johnson and Jill Stein, do yourse...

I sat down last night in front of the big-screen at Chez Rude with a tumbler of bourbon to enjoy snow-capped wood nymph Anderson Cooper'...

Wednesday night is the last debate, which means that it's our last chance to yell at our screens when Donald Trump doesn't answer a ...

One of the biggest goddamn insults in this entire campaign has actually been propagated by some on the left: that we should reach out to the...