10/31/2016

Republicans Will Shit on Your Lawn and Tell You It's Your Fault

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Let us say, and why not, that one day you decide to put up a "Hillary Clinton for President" or "I'm with her" sign ...
10/28/2016

It's Alive: The FBI Reanimates the Clinton Email Server Fake Scandal

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The ugly ending of this ugly election just got even uglier. Like rotting armadillo ugly. Oh, we were lulled briefly into a sense that the wh...
10/27/2016

Jason Chaffetz Thinks He Can Take Just the Tip of Trump's Dick

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Jason Chaffetz, a proud Republican congressman from Utah and a man who looks like a shit-flecked, tossed-out toilet scrub brush, announced p...
10/26/2016

"I've Got Guns" and Other Stupid Shit Sniveling Sore Losers Say About the Election

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"I have a story for you," the millennial told me. I was all ears. This millennial, a young man, call him "Colin" because...
10/25/2016

Donald Trump Gropes Innocent American Flag

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Obviously, the sassy flag was asking for it. More posting goodness tomorrow. Crazy ass day.  

Late Post Today

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You know sometimes having a job is like work. Back later with more employable rudeness.
10/24/2016

When There Is No More Room in Hell, Pat Robertson Interviews Donald Trump

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Desiccated ghoul and putative minister Pat Robertson was propped in a chair like a carcass left out in the sun too long in order to intervie...
10/21/2016

Photos That Make Me Want to Shake Up a Bottle of Fullsteam Beer and Spray It in a Legislator's Face

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That's a photo of the line to vote early in the presidential election. It's outside the Hope Mills Recreation Center in Hope Mill...
10/20/2016

Random Observations From Watching Hillary Clinton Sodomize Donald Trump Repeatedly Last Night

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1. From the beginning, the tone of last night's third presidential debate (aka "The Time an Orange Pussy Was Grabbed by a Former S...
10/19/2016

Pre-Debate Palate Cleanser: Oh, There's Way More Stupid to Gary Johnson

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If you haven't yet watched John Oliver's genuinely brutal takedown of third party candidates Gary Johnson and Jill Stein, do yourse...
10/18/2016

Melania Trump: Narcissist Wife Defends Narcissist Husband in the Most Narcissistic Way Possible

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I sat down last night in front of the big-screen at Chez Rude with a tumbler of bourbon to enjoy snow-capped wood nymph Anderson Cooper'...
10/17/2016

Watch the Debate with Jeff Kreisler and Me in Hoboken (Yeah, Hoboken)

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Wednesday night is the last debate, which means that it's our last chance to yell at our screens when Donald Trump doesn't answer a ...

Yeah, Sorry, But Fuck Donald Trump's Supporters (and the GOP)

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One of the biggest goddamn insults in this entire campaign has actually been propagated by some on the left: that we should reach out to the...
10/14/2016

A Story of a Kiss for a Friday

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Here's a brief story for you: In the early 1990s I was at a New Year's Eve party at a friend's house in Tennessee. It had been...
10/13/2016

Donald Trump Won't Go Gentle Into That Good Night, Will Take as Many of Us as He Can

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Donald Trump, Republican presidential nominee and Arion slug , has decided that if he's going down in flames, he's gonna take as man...
10/12/2016

Hillary Clinton Was a First Lady, a Senator, and a Secretary of State, Not a Witch

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It's become a common refrain for Donald Trump and his idiot hordes: Hillary Clinton has "been there" (I guess in Washington, D...
10/11/2016

Trump Didn't Start the Fire, But You Fuckers Can Still Burn

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A couple of days ago, former chalkboard humper Glenn Beck called on all "moral" people to oppose Donald Trump for president. His ...
10/10/2016

Random Observations on Last Night's Debate Between Hillary Clinton and an Inflamed Asshole

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At what point in the 48 hours prior to the debate , between Donald Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" tape and his entrance o...
10/07/2016

We Are in This Election Because the Right Couldn't Stop Trying to Destroy Clinton (and the Media Loved It)

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In the last week or so, both USA Today and the Atlantic magazine have broken with protocol to weigh in on the presidential election, eithe...
10/06/2016

Unless You're a Wizard, Shut the Fuck Up, Matt Drudge

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There is stupid and then there is deadly stupid. Stupid is "I'm not gonna evacuate my home from a monster hurricane because I love ...