The Rude Pundit

1. At his press conference today, Republican presidential nominee and anthropomorphic mold spore Donald Trump went full Rubio. From the very...

This is "The Death of Paul Duffy, by Rope, Alone" by Vietnam War vet Ted Sexauer I sit quietly, alone.  I acknowledge an unsee...

According to polls by Morning Consult, "51 percent of members of the military surveyed would vote for [Donald] Trump, compared to 36 p...

If you wanna know how to make a dysfunctional government clusterfuck even more dysfunctional and clusterfucky, look to Louisiana for an exam...

A jowly right-wing knob-gobbler and lesser demon on Fox "news," Todd Starnes had a thing or three to say about protests outside a...

If you're floundering around in a rage-seizure after hearing Republican presidential candidate and rich racist uncle you regret making y...

Sigh. Here ya go. Gallup poll on May 20, 1980, President Jimmy Carter was leading not-quite-yet-god Ronald Reagan 49% to 41%: And thank...

Brave Bill Haslam, governor of the never-great state of Tennessee and a Republican, bravely faced a bill passed by the cowardly legislature...

The Rude Pundit is done arguing about whether Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton will be a stronger candidate against Donald Trump. He'll...

Yeah, yeah, Megyn Kelly blew Donald Trump and didn't neglect his balls, blah, blah, blah, as if that was going to go any differently. ...

In response to death threats against the Nevada Democratic Party Chair Roberta Lange after she was doxed following the upheaval at the state...

Let us say, and why not, that you are a regular at a sports bar, a loud joint that's often filled with people watching one game or anoth...

So let's get this straight: Donald Trump advised Mitt Romney to released his tax returns when Romney was running in 2012, but now Trump...

Once again, as he does, the Rude Pundit found himself talking to a millennial about the upcoming election. She hates Trump, doesn't care...

Apparently, evangelical Christians are feeling abandoned by the Republican Party. Like a wealthy businessman who tosses aside a wife in orde...

Remember when idiots went bugfuck because President Obama put his feet up on the desk in the Oval Office? Remember when dumbasses lost t...

(Note: Yeah, yeah, oh, our stars and garters, "cunt" is a terrible word. But if you think about a vagina when someone calls someon...

Dealing with a crushing budget crisis because of the incompetent fuckery of ex-governor Bobby Jindal and his Republican lackeys in the legis...

Hey, Republicans, that buffoon up there is your candidate for president. Your voters want him. That fake motherfucker fake eatin' a ...

Dear Democrats, Rude Pundit here. Just a little advice from this party member before we finish off this ludicrous slog to the nomination. ...