12/03/2015

In Brief: Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Down a Fifth of Gin While on a Propofol Drip

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One of those is the living embodiment of savage evil in the form of a pasty, heartless block of inorganic material and the other is a bu...
12/02/2015

We Must Politicize Every Shooting

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Right now, a bearded man in a red cap and sunglasses is standing outside the Inland Regional Center in San Bernardino, California. He is try...
12/01/2015

No, Donald Trump, No Large Groups of Anyone "Celebrated" in New Jersey After 9/11

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Do yourself a favor and check out CNN's Jake Tapper interviewing Donald Trump "adviser" Michael Cohen about Trump lying about...
11/30/2015

Notes on an Act of Domestic Terrorism

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When it comes to labeling the mass shooting at a Planned Parenthood in Colorado Springs, Colorado, by the anthropomorphic turd named Robert ...
11/27/2015

Who Needs ISIS When We've Got...(Part 1): Martin Shkreli and Turing Pharmaceuticals

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(First in an occasional series on the real terrorists we should fear, none of which happen to belong to a certain well-armed group of losers...
11/26/2015

A Thanksgiving Prayer from the Conquered

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From Lakota Chief Yellow Lark: Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the winds and whose breath gives life to all the world, hear me...
11/25/2015

In Brief: Minneapolis Protest Shooters Are White Assholes, Of Course

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Of course, the men who shot into the crowd of protesters during a Black Lives Matter demonstration in Minneapolis over another cop killing...
11/24/2015

Judge to Wisconsin Lawmakers: Stop Being Dicks About Abortion

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Agree or disagree with Judge Richard Posner on an issue, it's easy to distill his approach to jurisprudence to a simple message to the p...
11/23/2015

We All Get the Donald Trump We Deserve

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The Rude Pundit was on the verge of writing an angry wee blog post about dwarf-handed pigfucker Donald Trump and his lies (motherfucker did...
11/20/2015

Hey, Cruz and Rubio, You Know That Cuban Refugee Terrorists Blew Things Up in the U.S. in the 1970s, Right?

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Check this out . It's from the New York Times on Sunday, November 28, 1976, so almost exactly 39 years ago. The title pretty much give...
11/19/2015

Donald Trump Is a Scarier Terrorist Than Anyone from ISIS (Updated)

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It's become perfectly clear that GOP frontrunner Donald Trump has decided that the best way to overcome terrorism is by being more of a ...
11/18/2015

Republicans Are Pussies Who Believe the United States Is Weak

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This is simple: If you say that the United States or your state or your city or your little shithole by the ditch should ban refugees from S...
11/17/2015

Piece of Shit Texas Legislator Tony Dale Is a Piece of Shit

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Of all the goddamned stupid things that Republicans have been saying in the wake of the Paris terrorist attacks, none can even come close to...
11/16/2015

Another Goddamned Blog Post About Paris and ISIS

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The Rude Pundit is generally not a hindsighter. The whole act of questioning what we would've, could've, and should've done is a...

Late Post Today

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Gotta see a horse about a man.  Back later with anti-anti-Muslim rudeness.
11/13/2015

Donald Trump Is Fucking Insane So He Is Probably Going to Win the Nomination

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If we lived in a fair country with a fair media and fair-minded people able to see things fairly, Donald Trump's insane speech last n...
11/12/2015

Addressing the Real Problems at Mizzou, Not the Fake Ones

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The Rude Pundit, being a professor and all (really, tenured and everything), ran into another professor who, it happens, is in media studie...
11/11/2015

Random Observations on Last Night's GOP Money Orgy

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1. The Rude Pundit's said it before, but it bears saying again: What fucking country were the GOP candidates talking about last night? ...
11/10/2015

In Brief: Ted Cruz Doesn't Think You Should Be President If You Don't Give Head Every Morning

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The Rude Pundit is not making this up. Creepy ass Ted Cruz, senator from Texas, GOP presidential candidate, said last Friday , "Any pre...

Watch the GOP Debate Tonight with the Rude Pundit as Your Ear Buddy

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Yep, yep, yep. The whiskey is ready and the audio works fine. The Rude Pundit, along with compadre Jeff Kreisler, will be mocking their asse...