10/30/2015

Just-Released Gitmo Detainee Shaker Aamer: Over 13 Years a Political Prisoner

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Here are a few things from the Shaker Aamer's Wikileaked 2007 file as a detainee at the Guantanamo Naval Base facility, where the Unite...
10/29/2015

Random Impressions of Last Night's GOP Media Murderfest

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Just a few thoughts on the Republican debate from Boulder, Colorado (the major league one, not the farm team): 1. You can pinpoint the mo...
10/28/2015

In Brief: Black Sheriff Calls Black Lives Matter Protesters "Subversives" and Terrorists

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So Milwaukee Sheriff David A. Clarke, newest black darling of the right, went on Twitter , the social media of the damned, to say, "Bef...

You Want the Rude Pundit Licking Your Ears During the Republican Debate? Sure, You Do

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Tonight, the Rude Pundit and loyal compatriot Jeff Kreisler will be doing the Rabble.tv thing during the Republican debate, aka "The T...
10/27/2015

Cops in the Classroom: How Pathetic Are We?

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There is a simple reason that police officers walk the halls of nearly half of all the schools in this country: ignorant fear. In the post-C...

Late Post Today (with Pumpkin)

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Fuckin' Tuesdays, man. Feelin' like this emo jack o'lantern the Rude Pundit carved. Back later with more brooding rudeness.
10/26/2015

Taking Ben Carson Seriously

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Well, fuck. Now that he's kicking Donald Trump's saggy ass all over Iowa (state motto: "You realize it's hilarious how much...
10/23/2015

A Few Thoughts (Not) on the Benghazi Hearings

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As the Rude Pundit read the many reactions to Hillary Clinton's calm yet forceful, emotional yet controlled testimony before the House S...
10/22/2015

At Night, the Pig Fuckers Come Out to Play: The Conservative Alternate Universe Benghazi Hearing Reactions

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The Rude Pundit will have lots to say tomorrow about Hillary Clinton's Benghazathon 2015. But before you go to bed tonight, you should k...

Stuck Inside of CNN with the Benghazi Blues Again

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The Rude Pundit is enthralled by the spectacle of the Benghazi hearing by the Benghazi committee on Benghazi today. "Enthralled" m...
10/21/2015

Shut the Fuck Up, Donald Trump, You Stumblefuck Buffoon

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Let us say, and why not, that you're in another country that's not the United States and you're checking in on our presidential ...
10/20/2015

Ted Cruz Is Gonna Get the President Killed

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This is from a fundraising letter from Republican presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz, who looks and sounds like every fragged lieut...
10/19/2015

Republican Candidates Suck Christ Cock in Texas

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Over the course of more than four punishing hours, 7000 parishioners at Plano, Texas, megachurch Prestonwood Baptist (motto: "Plano...
10/16/2015

The Filthy Prick Who Made the Planned Parenthood Videos Got a Love Letter from the Washington Post

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In case you've forgotten , that self-righteous pisshole is David Daleiden. He's the dried cumrag who made the Planned Parenthood ...
10/15/2015

Clinton and Sanders Voters: Rules of Engagement

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Here's a story the Rude Pundit might have told at some point - who knows after a dozen years of daily shit - but it bears telling here: ...
10/14/2015

Hillary Clinton Won Because of a Lack of Fucks to Give

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Look, Hillary Clinton won last night's debate . You can come up with all the really terrific and insightful things that Bernie Sanders s...
10/13/2015

Fuck Benghazi

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At this point, the Rude Pundit thinks he's speaking for the vast majority of Americans when he says, "Who the fuck cares anymore ab...

The Rude Pundit Can Be All Up in Your Ears During Tonight's Debate

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You're thinking, "Huh. I wanna watch the Democratic debate tonight because of some misguided sense of civic duty, but I need someon...
10/12/2015

Columbus Day for the Conquered: Obama Administration Is Making Amends for History

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Last week, Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell announced a settlement of a lawsuit with the Choctaw and Chickasaw Indian nations to the ...
10/09/2015

The House GOP: The Clusterfuck Quorum

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Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you're gonna participate, you should probably be clear about what kind of blood orgy you'r...