9/06/2015

"My Own Boy": An American Father on Aylan Kurdi, the Syrian Toddler Who Drowned

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When this here blog first started, there was a second writer, Rude Two (clever, right?). Rude Two quickly realized that bloggery is a bitter...
9/04/2015

Travelin', Boss

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The Rude Pundit is on the wild roads of Uhmerka this fair Labor Day weekend. He's got something teed off to post, but it's gonna be ...
9/03/2015

Mike Huckabee: "Lawbreaker Kim Davis Is Totally Tits"

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Actual Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee (campaign slogan: "Ahma eat awl theez heer gritz 'cuz Jeezus tole me to...
9/02/2015

Fuck Tha Pope (When It Comes to Abortion Forgiveness)

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Yesterday, when Pope Francis, whose papacy seems to be based on the principle of "Let's not change doctrine, but let's just not...
9/01/2015

If You Support the County Clerk in Kentucky, You Support Shariah Law

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The Rude Pundit is trying to get his head around the thinking of County Clerk Kim Davis of Rowan County, Kentucky. See, he can't imagine...
8/31/2015

Taking Donald Trump Seriously (Or Not)

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Okay, fine, so we're supposed to pretend to take Donald Trump seriously and continue to indulge this fantasy so narcissistic that Kanye ...
8/28/2015

Not a Katrina Anniversary Post

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"I don't wanna write about that. I'm tired of thinking about it," said one of the Rude Pundit's New Orleans friends wh...
8/27/2015

Bobby Jindal to Obama: Don't Politicize the Katrina Anniversary Unless It's Politics We Like

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Sometimes, it's the easiest thing in the world to figure out just how dumb a person is. For instance, here are two sentences from a lett...
8/26/2015

Not Giving a Shit About the Clinton Email "Scandal"

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8/25/2015

Oh, Shut the Fuck Up, Roger Ailes

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Throbbing anthropomorphic hemorrhoid Roger Ailes, Fox "news" chair, stepped up like a sweaty ogre in Galahad's tight armor to ...
8/24/2015

What Country Are GOP Candidates Talking About?

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Listening to the Republicans running for president, you'd think that we live in a blight-ridden hellscape filled with Mexican rapists ta...
8/21/2015

Shaun King and the Need to Discredit Black Lives Matter

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Anyone who comes from south Louisiana knew the truth immediately (if they were being honest): Of course, Black Lives Matter activist Shaun K...
8/20/2015

Donald Trump Is a Dumb, Lying Piece of Shit, So He'll Probably Be President

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Someone had better find out which of his mistresses Donald Trump forced to get an abortion, and they'd better find that out soon, becaus...
8/19/2015

Tweets of the Damned: Conservative Slap Fight Gets Awesome, Mentions Coulter and "Anal"

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Follow this story. It ends with anal: So this guy, Rick Wilson, GOP consultant, commentator, what the fuck ever, went on CNN to say that...
8/18/2015

Your Obligatory Presidential Campaign Fellatio Photo: Jeb Bush Edition

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Because no presidential campaign season is complete without at least one photo of a candidate deep-throating tube-shaped "food" in...
8/17/2015

Mike Huckabee Loves Fetuses, Not Women

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In some ways, it's a sad waste of time to write about Mike Huckabee, currently running for the GOP nomination for president. He doesn...
8/14/2015

Brief Beach Not Blogging

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On a plane, seated next to a 20 year-old with a "Reagan/Bush '84" shirt. The Rude Pundit asked if it was ironic. "No,...
8/13/2015

Brief Beach Blogging: Tweets Of the Damned (Debbie Schlussel Edition)

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(The Rude Pundit is on the last night of his beach time, eating steamed shrimp and washing it down with Pacifico, a fine choice to help fall...
8/12/2015

Brief Beach Blogging: Even Gun Nuts Think the Oath Keepers Should Stay the Hell Away from Ferguson

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(The Rude Pundit is nearing the end of his beach adventures, like diving near a sea cave to look at beasties today, but is still managing to...
8/11/2015

Brief Beach Blogging: That Time Megyn Kelly Made It Her Mission to Take Down Sandra Fluke

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(The Rude Pundit is on a beach vacation, squeezing in a bit of blogging in-between burning his shoulders, swimming near a giant ray, and dol...